Sufragette satire is best satire.

Wine lovers, help me out!

I call that Poor People Chopped. It's when you have a week until payday, but need to buy groceries today.

I'm a BIG fan of frozen vegetables. I pick up a big pack of broccoli, spinach, and green beans pretty much once a month. They're just as fresh and nutritious as the stuff on shelves, but they last longer and cost less.

Seriously. Sometimes I think it'd be easier to alternate between two outfits all week. But then I'd get some angry stares...

I'm experimenting these days with eating the same things (roughly) every day. Cereal with almond milk for breakfast, grilled cheese sandwich and vegetable soup for lunch, a cup of applesauce and a granola bar as a snack, and some kind of pasta with veggies for dinner. It's still in the early stages, so we'll see if…

I'm most disturbed by the shitty quality of the booze these kids are drinking. I was turning my nose up at Bud Light by 19!

At the bar the women come and go, talking of Kim Kardashian.

Labial cysts are (thankfully) not as bad as ovarian ones. But they can be sore after they pop, which makes sex difficult. I'm so glad that Boyfriend is understanding of my lady issues.

Meh. I had mine out as a kid and it was no problem. I also haven't had strep since. It's only slightly worse than having your wisdom teeth removed. If your insurance covers it and you can get time off work, I say do it!

False.

Yep. Add to the fact that (grossness ahead) I tend to get labial cysts around my period, and the whole place is a danger zone. Thank goodness I enjoy giving beejs, man.

Strep Throat is horrible, but it happens for a reason.

Fuck Dr. Drew. Fuck his homophobia, fuck his fame-whoring, fuck his armchair diagnoses, and fuck his willingness to exploit people for his own gain. He should be stripped of his MD (if he even has one).

I regret aborting my tonsils every day.

Shhh come to Georgia. Atlanta is pretty close to the border and you can sleep on my couch.

Well, yes. Removing a baby from a mother IS major surgery. In fact, it's called a caesarian section and is done about as often as tonsillectomies.

My tired of being pranked what?

Have any of you gotten a graduate degree in a very different field from your Bachelor's? I have a BA in English, but I'm thinking about going back for an MA in Econ. I minored in it for a while (transferring messed that up), and it really interests me. I'd obviously have to take some in-between classes, and I can't…

I have nothing to say but :(