She and Cecily are the undisputed MVPs of the season.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the haunted mine.

Pandas are literally the worst-evolved creatures of all time. They eat ONE THING that only grows in super-specific climates, and this one thing doesn't give them enough energy to fuck. They are also constantly falling off of things and generally behaving like drunk toddlers.

Yep. Whatever happened to "you do you, I'ma do me"?

Seriously. We've all done stupid things while dating. My first contact with Boyfriend was angry! (His profile mentioned a song and I said "you got that dumb song stuck in my head.") Don't air others' dirty laundry, yo.

You know some guy had that happen and thought "jackpot."

Ah yes, the vegetarian farts. Almost as hard to get used to as vegetarian poops.

Sigh. Big ol' rant ahead.

Actually obsessed with that kid. And Barett, for similar reasons.

Sigh. I was in the honors program at my first college (one of the better honors schools in the Southeast), and you can bet that there were a lot of attractive people on all points of the gender spectrum there. Hell, some of the most attractive people on campus were in the program. Some people, conventionally…

I know he's in crazytown, but I really want to hear what Katt Williams has to say about this. Po' li'l Tink Tink's girlfriend.

Ages 8 to 19 were pretty much one solid embarrassing moment for me. Periods magically coming through my pants despite wearing ALL the maxi pads AND tampons, accidental nudity on multiple occasions, intentional nudity during the time where all my camp friends were shaving their pubes and I totally missed the memo,…

We're totally going back to hieroglyphics, aren't we?

Boyfriend and I wear vaguely the same shirt size, so I've been known to steal his undershirts and wear them. They smell like him, okay? I'd bet that we also wear the same pants size (he's a 38 waist, I'm a 16/18?). The only thing keeping us from sharing clothes is that I'm just over 5 feet and he's 6'2".

Lots of initials carved into that tree.

I'm on a State plan. Still... how?

Yeah. The weird thing is that it's been $20 or less for the past few months. How does it go up AFTER the AHA goes into place?

Yeah, that's the plan. I tried looking on the website, but they just kept trying to convince me to mail-order my meds. Sigh.

I DON'T KNOW.

I'm on the generic. It's Gianvi, which is the generic of Yaz. Sigh.