I won't lie. Now that I'm in a relationship, I care even LESS about Valentine's Day... and I didn't care for it to begin with. I'd just assume stay in and watch Netflix instead of going to crowded restaurant and unauthentically applaud other couples getting engaged. Screw it, let's get take-out and fuck.

I'd recommend Prague and/or anywhere else in Eastern Europe. It's got great history, has less tourists than Western Europe (and is therefore cheaper), and has good drinking/partying scenes. I spent three days in Prague when I was 16, and it was pretty awesome. Eastern Europe isn't usually warm, but it's not going…

My BC went up to $70 this month. I don't even understand how that happens. I have government employee insurance for fuck's sake. It covers EVERYTHING.

I used to listen to this every Friday morning in college.

wait wait wait. I'm going to need more explanation of that "Girlfriend in a Coma" show. Did she have a kid BEFORE she was in the coma, and has amnesia about it? Or did she have a kid while IN the coma? If it's the latter, was she knocked up prior to the coma? If not, I have some serious fucking issues with what…

My parents met on a blind date. Granted, a mutual friend set them up, but it's still a thing. I met Boyfriend online, so it's kind of like a stranger setting us up?

Boyfriend gave me a whole speech today about how he wants to have kids before he's 30. He's 26 now. I don't know if I'm supposed to read into this or not. I don't want to think about the implications of that so I'm going to attempt to forget about it.

#cotd tho

I find this oddly sexual. I suppose that that needs to be a conversation between my therapist and myself.

Yep. Both my grandmothers were bad-asses, but died before I was born. One worked for the Sanger Institute pre-Roe, and the other was a stenographer for the IRS in the 40's when women just didn't have those kinds of awesome jobs. Maggie Smith is like the proper British grandma I feel like I should have, being an…

...Saxby and Isakson aren't on this list? Color me surprised. YA DONE GOOD, GEORGIA.

My dad grew up in the 50's, and he says that the solution for EVERYTHING as a kid was an enema. His cousins verify this. I think that's why Baby Boomers are so poop-focused. Without frequent enemas, we would never have Activia.

How are colon hydro-cleanses any different than this? Just because rich and famous people do it, it's legit?

I have a pipe dream about traveling alone. I won't be able to afford it for years, but I dream about taking a cross-country trip via Amtrak or Greyhound and writing a book about it. I like being alone, and I trust my own instincts enough to feel safe doing it. It's just a logistical thing, really.

I have a Grandma Crush on Maggie Smith. Does that count?

This is making me happy and sad at the same time. I want to hug Bob, and he's not usually a huggable kind.

Ryan Seacrest irritates me, but I have to admire how willing he is to laugh at himself. You do you, Ryan boo boo.

I highly recommend keeping a pack of baby wipes around at all times. I have found the following used for them:

It's one of my favorites, up there with "Spiderman 3."

Hufflepuff. Of course. There are some cool extras in CoS like the history of the Malfoy family and Polyjuice Potion. And you get to play a game where you throw garden gnomes.