Someone should go check on her.

Cat butts? Label makers? Duncan Sheik? It's like this tweet beat was made for me.

Awww that is so cute! I live in a walk-up apartment, so I can always utilize the stairs. The funniest part is that all my furniture is set up for my height, like my itty bitty couch and short table, and it's hilarious to see Boyfriend try to fit into my stuff.

I find it hilarious that shortness is associated with femininity in our culture. I'm 5'3" and probably the least feminine person alive. I constantly make poop jokes, I leave food everywhere when I eat, I don't care to keep my knees together when seated... the list goes on and on. And yet, my taller friends are…

Also: potluck lunches can be a great weekly/semi-monthly tradition at the workplace. That way, no one has to discuss hir financial situation, but everyone saves money.

We though that my friend's dog was part corgi for a while, but she's just fat.

I can't wait to see what HBC and Tim Burton's kids do during their "rebellious" phase. Will they become cheerleaders? Dress in pastel colors? Listen to One Direction? THE MIND REELS.

I was taking a walk the other day, and this guy was walking a corgi. Well, he was walking, and there was a corgi running near him. It was the happiest fucking dog I have ever seen.

Is there a polite way to ask someone to improve their dental hiegene? I love Boyfriend, but his breath sometimes smells atrocious. And then today, I noticed a huge chunk of tartar on his teeth. A line of yellow gunk just wedged between his two front teeth. I don't want to give the poor guy a complex, but I'm a dental…

I have yet to have sex to it. This needs to change immediately.

Compare that "One More Night" song to "Harder to Breathe." HOW IS IT THE SAME BAND?

Their second album was okay. It was like the light version of Songs About Jane.

No but seriously, when did Maroon 5 start sucking? "Songs About Jane" is still one of my favorite albums, but their new stuff is just... TERRIBLE.

It's the new IKEA line of Skarsgärd attractive menfolk.

Is a ruler not good enough for people anymore?

I don't understand the divorce and I won't respond to it.

BRB finding all her books.

Let me put it this way: I have not had a dude repeat the task because they have never needed to take that long.

No joke, my friend wrote her senior thesis on this topic. Emailing her this article right now.

That's a really interesting way to look at the series. I haven't read the books (I like my men submissive and my fanfic on the internet), but I think you're right that a good screenwriter could turn a fluff piece into a good story. If zie made the audience care about the characters as people, rather than tools for…