Weird... I was just talking on Groupthink the other day about how hard it is to make friends since graduating college. I've gone to a couple Meetup events, but I usually feel like the odd woman out there. Any other suggestions? I'm unemployed (but not for long) and hopelessly nonathletic. Also, I can't drink…

I raise you a Pete Campbell.

Because pushing a watermelon-sized baby through a baseball-sized hole is TOTALLY comfortable. These guys.

Best use of this gif ever. P.S. still mad about that game.

Boyfriend has a theory that all nude pictures eventually end up on the Internet. Even if no one uploads them, they just get there magically. Also that we'll probably have seen the next President's penis (or vulva) before zie is elected.

Baking soda! I use it for everything:

That's what I do. Also, I keep one on the doorknob of my bedroom (only room without a trash can) so garbage doesn't end up on the floor. Tie 'em up when they're full and throw 'em in the garbage!

I will stuff other plastic bags in you. YOU WILL EAT YOUR FAMILY.

I feel so bad for this guy, but all I can think is, "I AM THE BEST GODDAM DANCER AT THE AMERICAN BALLET ACADEMY, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU? NOBODY."

Wow. She looks exactly like one of my high school friends. Down to the eyebrows and everything.

Sigh. Does anyone else in their 20s feel like there is way too much of an expectation for the decade? I'm so tired of people telling me what I should be doing (travel? with what money exactly?) and who I'm supposed to be. I'm tired of hearing that the 20s are the prime of your life because I'm 23 and my life isn't…

Aww yiss J.Law.

I use elance.com. It lets you place up to 15 proposals each month for free, and there seems to be a wide variety of jobs out there. They take a decent commission, but you have the option to base your cost on the amount you'd like to earn.

Hey Lifehackers! Super excited: I ordered my new phone today (an LG Motion 4G), which is my first smartphone! I'm used to the Kindle version of Android, but is there anything I should be aware of with regular Android? It comes with Ice Cream Sandwich, for reference.

PREACH! I have a stockpile of toothpaste and toothbrushes in my bathroom. I don't know why anyone pays full price for those. I've paid $.50 maximum for basic toothpaste (not Tom's of Maine which I prefer) and brushes over the past year or so. And, if you don't want to use what you bought, it's a great donation…

Which is one of the many reasons I use Tom's when I can get it. I don't have sensitive teeth (although I probably will when I'm older because my parents do), but I like that the toothpaste has only a few ingredients.

And whatever happens, I'm going to bawl like a baby because that whole movie hit me right in the feels.

Sorry, but you can't beat the Richard Cheese version.

Yep. I have a sizeable belly, so I always look like the "SUPER-PREGNANT" celebrities. I use it to my advantage and pretend to be pregnant to get good parking spots and shit.

Cats are like politicians: they look down upon you, so it's extra hilarious to see them fuck up.