The South is surprisingly liberal once you get out of the countryside. I live in Atlanta, and the area is super-diverse. Plus, we have lots of pro-Choice resources, such as a huge Planned Parenthood chapter and dozens of female-friendly hospitals. The city of Decatur, just east of Atlanta, is known for being…

I am currently obsessed with this version of this song. Spring Awakening Original Cast is my everything.

Yes because sex is only for the privileged. Sigh.

I'm waving at fat.

It's not something I bring up without being asked about. It's simply a form of personal branding. Some people have flowers or logos that they feel "represent" them. Mine is a black cat. It's not any different than a company having an armadillo for a logo.

She's a she, actually. Her full name is Persephone, but when she was a tiny kitten, my dad said that that was too big a name for a little cat, so we call her Percy for short. And thank you! She's my baby, and she's quite amazing when she's not in a bad mood. :)

This. I joke that Boyfriend's "other girlfriend" is Lena Dunham because he has the biggest crush on her. And he also thinks that MY fat ass is sexy as hell. Poor Marche is just pissed that none of these women would fuck him with their worst enemies' vagina.

I will say to this man the same thing I shout out windows at assholes in loud, phallic sports cars:

Percy is ridiculous.

I wonder if there's a similar article on the South Korean answer to Jezebel about how many young women in Europe and the Americas have plastic surgery. I wonder if they wax poetic about how sad it is that women here have both breast implants and reductions in order to obtain an "ideal" look. I wonder if they talk…

Sweety Pond.

Hmm... I do have some artist friends. And I have the funds to trade a design for a dinner... it's an option.

This seems like a great place to ask a few questions.

I considered doing a number of cleanses earlier in the month. Then I looked them up and read the word "laxative" and I was done. Nope, not going to shit my intestines out, thanks. If I need to poop, I just have a glass of milk and there goes my colon.

Sigh. People who work with food have to wear gloves for safety. People who lift heavy things have to wear back braces. Why shouldn't porn actors have to wear condoms?

My dad is finally getting a smartphone this week. I don't know that mom would know what to do with one.

If there is not a Disney movie in the works about the Kimye baby being switch at birth with the Princess, I'm disappointed.

Nope. But now I know what to get them for their anniversary.

I don't think you understand, that is the argument my parents have been having for the past 30 years. Only it changes week to week and usually involves remembering obscure musicians from the 70's.

She does have the body type that usually comes with big boobs. I think I just like small breasts because I see my big ones all the time. It's a novelty.