Her comedy albums are hilarous as well. Spotify that shiz.

Waaaat? It's an honor to be nominated y'all.

Daughter.

1) I've been meaning to watch Girls (because Boyfriend loves it) but haven't yet. This clip introduced me to how nice Lena Dunham's boobs are. Seriously.

I know. I was mixing my action movie metaphors.

I had a college roommate who referred to her mom as MILF. As in, "Hey MILF, can you bring the dog when you visit next week?" It was... interesting.

Aww yeah got mine months ago. I have to get my blood checked every 6 weeks, and the nurse asked if I wanted a flu shot. It was so easy man.

Life begins at second base.

always relevant.

I didn't like their militant stance on veganism, especially since I was having health issues from being vegan and the other members tried to guilt me into staying vegan. And I disliked their general sexism and tendency to slander anyone who disagreed with them.

Can someone explain to me why overexposed photos of people looking tired are so hot right now? It's not attractive on anyone (and, hell, if EMMA FUCKING STONE can't make it look good, no one can) and looks cheap and amateur.

YOU GUYS I FINALLY GET WHY PRO-LIFERS ARE SO INTERESTED IN FETAL HEARTBEATS.

Bookmarking this for the next person who says women aren't funny.

As a former member of Peta, I promise you that 99% of its members are doing their part to provide housing for crabs.

Hmm... I had thought about T-Mobile if my sister and I went in on the service together. Is it one of the prepaid plans? Also, is it fully unlimited data, or do you have a slowdown at some point?

I laugh so I don't cry.

I'm deciding between Boost Mobile, Virgin Mobile, or MetroPCS for my cell phone coverage. Convince me which I should get. Or tell me what (Android) phone I should get. :3

Vladimir Putin is my favorite real-life James Bond villain. Seriously, this is like the plot for an action movie involving Liam Neeson.

Bush I. But a couple months shy of Reagan

Ugh I'm old.