Mariah Carey is what happens when Lisa Frank grows up.

This was my jam in 6th grade, NEGL.

This was my jam in 6th grade, NEGL.

Yeah she brings the flava cuz... uh... we white.

Yeah she brings the flava cuz... uh... we white.

Same. I hated her in the 90's, but now I'm on the pro-Britney train. I want to have her live in my house so we can watch rom coms together and eat cheetos and I can get her back to normal. Same with Lindsay Lohan.

Same. I hated her in the 90's, but now I'm on the pro-Britney train. I want to have her live in my house so we can watch rom coms together and eat cheetos and I can get her back to normal. Same with Lindsay Lohan.

Excuse me I have to go track down Jennifer Lawrence for our affair.

A tip for the tofu: after it's cubed and drained, put it in a ziploc bag with a couple teaspoons of cornstarch and shake it up until the cubes are covered. It makes the tofu get extra crispy.

Fellow cat ladies and gents, I have a small concern about my Persephone.

I'm going for all the films except for the technical categories. I've already seen 3: Moonrise Kingdom, Les Miz, and Silver Linings Playbook.

It's our code language. Do you high five people who have the h? Because I do.

My name is Sarah, and if I have to spell it out to people, I say "Sarah with an H." One time, the person spelled it Sahra. Sigh.

Ceci n'est pas un comment.

WHAT WHAT WHAT IT WASN'T THERE WHEN I LOOKED LAST NIGHT SHUT THE FUCK UP.

My rep is Tom Price. I feel your pain.

My theory is a debilitating disorder referred to as Interrectal Cerebellum Disorder. In this illness, the brain and surrounding muscles grow in the improper location, resulting in the sufferer's head and brain being physically inserted into the anus.

GOD DAMMIT OTP NORTHSIDE Y U GOTTA MAKE ME ASHAMED TO BE FROM YOU?

Time to bribe my dad into renting it!

This is my favorite comment of all time.