"The Imposter" isn't nominated, but I'll look it up and put it on the Netflix Queue. I'm unemployed and living a mile from two arthouse theaters, so I figured it was the perfect year to see ALL the movies.

I did that with jeans for a while. I could tell a man's jean size from one look. Women are tougher, but I was usually within one size.

...wait. Was the Lingerie Football League just a front to get a women's football league? Holy balls.

I would be angry, but I got free BC today so I feel like the universe reached a balance.

Sweeeet. It was playing at the arthouse near me for like a day and I missed it. I'm sure they'll bring it back if it comes back. Hipster part of town holla.

Klonopin and melatonin, y'all. It sends me straight to sleep.

Klonopin and melatonin, y'all. It sends me straight to sleep.

Does anyone know where this is available legally? Is it a Redbox movie? Does Netflix Classic have it? Amazon? I MUST SEE IT.

Mastaba, you are not a commenter.

Good thing I have a pathological need to follow laws to the T.

After my friend's grandma passed away, her family found boxes and boxes of mammy dolls in her house. It was... interesting.

Well now I know what I'm getting for my Shabbos candles.

Yep. I've been fortunate enough that my depression and anxiety rarely flare up a the same time. But when they do... lawd child. My body just shuts down.

Bowl full of baking soda and a couple drops of essential oil. Boom— odor eaten. Also, activated charcoal.

Back when I worked at Williams-Sonoma, we used to put an apple, an onion, and some water in a pan and bake it in the store oven. It made the whole store smell PHENOMENAL.

I drink coffee AND diet coke AND juice and have depression. MOTHAFUCKIN OUTLIER OVER HERE.

I mean, that's one of the benefits of my depression and anxiety. I'm always able to forecast the worst-case scenarios, and failure is never as bad as I expect it to be.

People mall-walk into stores? That makes me irritated. It totally messes up the store's numbers, man.

When I was drinking, I would take a shot every time a Jewish person was mentioned. I got pretty smashed.

Preach on the gluten front! Same thing goes for dairy. I'm lactose intolerant, but if I could have real milk on my cereal instead of almond, you bet I'd be all over it.