And George H.W. Bush.

No, but we might find some cylons.

I have to tell this story every time someone brings up Bennie.

I want to marry this comment.

Um... Pope Benedict...

Don't tempt me. I'm so addicted to genealogy it's disgusting.

SAAAAAME. I was just talking about this earlier.

Bob Dylan. Paul McCartney. Ringo Starr. Robin Williams. Bill Murray.

Or aliens have already visited and we just didn't notice.

You know, my dad once told me that you know your belief in something is serious if it doesn't benefit you directly. And that's how I feel about gun control for those with mental health problems. I would never be able to own a gun if we started keeping them out of the hands of people who have a history of mental…

AMEN

Playing a sad song on the world's smallest violin just for you.

Meh. I've shaved over scabs on my legs a million times, having a demon cat. Just go gentle, use a new razor and lots of shaving cream. If you nick the scab and it starts bleeding again, dab some rubbing alcohol on it to prevent infection.

I had sex for the first time back in October, at age 23. I'd had chances before then, but it never felt "right." Then, after I had been dating Boyfriend for almost six months (and had been fooling around since date #4 or 5), I decided that it was the "right" moment, and we had The Sex.

Can I just say how much this thread is helping me?

My first crush was Robin Hood from the Disney cartoon. The fox. It's a miracle I was never a furry.

No, I'm Jewish and I can say that guilt is DEFINITELY genetic.

I'm gonna go with siestas. Siestas make people happy.

Totally. I have a very dry, sarcastic sense of humor, and it always bites me in the butt when I forget that other people don't get that. To counter it, I have an arsenal of "business jokes." Non-political pop culture events are always fodder for these jokes ("My desk is a bigger mess than Lindsay Lohan's career!").…

I'm personally a fan of Fuck Trophy.