Menstruation is the Devil's bathtub.

All together now!

Just wanna brag that Boyfriend has Tom Hardy lips.

Remember that, like, five-year period when every action movie had a Parkour scene?

I've realized that I would be happiest with enough money to cover my basic expenses, but not enough to stop working. I'm the kind of person who needs to work to be happy, but not stressing over my bills would be nice.

Yep. I like to be in cold rooms when I'm having a panic attack. I can feel the cold air coming into my lungs and it lets me know that I'm breathing alright.

I obviously need new glasses because I thought Cee-Lo was RuPaul in that picture.

The Ukraine, the Iraq, Like Such As South Africa, etc.

I'm no doctor or scientist, but this doesn't make sense. They're not explaining any mechanism of action. Sounds like bullshit to me.

So THAT'S why La Lohan has the voice of my pack-a-day-for-30-years great aunt...

This is all I have to add.

Those of us who are both animal people and slightly obsessive-compulsive tendencies have very little fodder for our love.

My cat likes to jump in my dresser drawers and sleep there. She also weighs 20 lbs. so she gets drawer muffin top.

They've already regressed into Middle Earth.

Just took this picture in Atlanta.

TBH, the thing that disturbs me most about the X-factor video is that a 13-year-old is wearing a tube top and making sexy faces at the camera.

For a second, I thought the mask thingy at the top was Tom Hardy. I was about to be really upset that he keeps playing characters with covered faces.

Probably. I'd imagine that it wouldn't want to go up against the Hobbit.

I feel like this movie has been about to come out for like 10 years.

Hey remember when Adam Levine was hot? Because he only opened his mouth to sing?