Yeah, seems right. My family ate almost every dinner together from the time I was a baby until my sister went to college. I also loved veggies as a kid (steamed broccoli was my favorite food for years), so yeah.

I'm 100% here for your Starship gif. Starkid love!

Oh man what if the Pill came in chocolate form.

I'm calling bullshit on the condoms not fitting. We've all blown up a condom balloon or two. We know how big those things can get. If it doesn't fit, you're putting it on wrong.

I lost it at "this one's got a big ol' bale of cotton on his back!"

Are we still talking about Samuel L. Jackson dropping the f-bomb on live TV because that was awesome.

+1

Has anyone else had crazy swollen eyelids the morning after a good cry? Once, one of the lids was so puffy that my upper lashes were pointing downwards.

I would just like to share that Boyfriend, whom I met on OKCupid, introduced me to this site. He's also one of the kindest people I know but has never once described himself as a "nice guy" or talked about being "friendzoned."

Yep. And most movies and TV scripts are written by cerebral white heterosexual cismales who have difficulty writing outside their own experience. Hell, even Steven Spielberg readily admits that ET was based off his home life.

That's the thing about ADD/ADHD drugs. If you need them, they have the opposite effect of people who don't need them.

Listen, I've never tried Adderall, but I take Wellbutrin and I think it feels about the same.

No, but the family was always making up songs about him.

Yes. This. Everything about this.

It sounds hokey, but breathing exercises help me go to sleep. I breathe in and count to four, then breathe out and count to four. It lowers the heart rate and helps focus energy away from all the stuff I stress about.

Boo became the little girl in Toy Story 3. She even has a blue kitty toy in one scene.

Thankfully, I'm getting laid off from my job with my shitty boss, so this article is filed in the "just in case" part of my brain.

Bird of Pray?

I know that feel.

Calculators can't give you food poisoning.