Of course it's bigger. It's bigger on the inside.

Me gusta.

I keep a box of cereal and some almond milk in the break room at work. It's a good way to get some fiber in while I'm checking my emails.

People have been drinking wine from bottles since they figured out how to shape glass, and without problem. People have been drinking wine from boxes for, what, 20 years? Yeah, it's no contest.

1) Stop being perfect, Hugh Jackman.

Lol it's cool. We have a lot of stories like that in the family that probably aren't true but are fun to talk about. You know, the Mom Gossip Train.

Halle Berry was cheated on.

She has a painting of herself in the attic.

Also this one.

If this isn't your thing, perhaps scrappy young Darren will change your mind.

Okay dental horror story. I cannot confirm that it's true, but it's what I've heard.

SINCE WHEN IS KRISTEN BELL PREGNANT???

Awww. My Milo (cat) used to do this. He would be so focused on eating that you could literally pick him up by his tail and he would keep going.

Thankfully, I live in a big city, so coverage isn't a big issue. I'm on Verizon now, and have full coverage in my apartment, and my internet is AT&T, which has no problems either.

Sort of. My cousins are "hot," according to my friends. I never got it because, you know, they're family.

Baby wipes! They're basically the same thing as makeup removers, but they're way cheaper.

What is it that you want/expect to gain from a relationship? Do you want sex? Companionship? Emotional intimacy? Possibility for a life partner?

Question for US-based Jezzies: what cell phone carrier do you have? I'm getting kicked off my family's plan next month, and I'm trying to find the best deal. I'm more interested in getting a good data plan/unlimited texts than having a whole buttload of minutes.

I had a thing for Robin Hood. From the Disney version. The Fox.

My old cat, Milo, was part Maine Coon and he was such a little shit. Our neighbors at the time had two small dogs, and he figured out how long their leash went and sat exactly a food further than it could go. They would go nuts and he would just sit there grooming himself.