Michigan is the Florida of the Midwest.

True story: I only have yellow tape because I used it to make a Gryffindor tie and kept it around. All my Christmas presents have the wrapping paper taped up with the same stuff.

Ugh I always get those confused. Sorry.

No, it's because you're an awesome person.

Harry just about dukes a shooter.

I can't even read the rest of this because DanRad getting back on the juice is too terrible.

I was obsessed with Glee for the first three seasons, and I never watched Smash. So that should tell you something.

I've seen two of the films nominated this year! That's two more than last year!

As someone who was already having serious depression issues as a teenager, this would have really triggered me. I don't even know that I could do it now without bawling.

Sometimes I wonder if 50 years in the future, we'll think about herpes-induced cancers the way we think about polio now, and it makes me tear up a little bit.

Totally happened in "Shallow Hal."

Poor Boo Radley lost its back at DragonCon and never recovered fully. Sometimes the duct tape comes loose and the battery slips out and the whole phone shuts off.

But is he a Belieber? This is the important question.

A friend of mine happened to be studying abroad in Argentina when this whole thing went down. Cue trivia names of, "I studied abroad in Argentina this summer just like Mark Sanford."

Talk about a rock and a hard place. Bladder infections are the worst, but UTIs might be just as bad.

Nah. They tend to be the throatier kind. I can usually suppress them enough to talk, so my chest just jumps all the time.

Strangely enough, eating calms them down for about 20 minutes. After that, they pick back up. I usually sleep for 3-4 hours at a time, then wake up, hiccup for 30 minutes, and go back to sleep. And, yes, it makes me so sore that it hurts to move.

shh don't even talk about such things.

Here's a fun one: I'm allergic to Percoset and Abilify. But not in a normal break-out-in-hives way. Nope, I have 36 STRAIGHT HOURS OF HICCUPS whenever I take one of these. Ain't that fun?

On the one hand, fuuuuck that shiiiit.