But she literally got handcuffed for trying to talk over the judge.

Better Off Ted and Pushing Daisies, both. *sigh*

Everyone should miss Better Off Ted. Awesome show.

Better Off Ted was too good for this world. :(

Since the only comparable property I can think of is Damage Control, I’m wondering how wacky this show is going to get. Damage Control could get pretty darn wacky.

You may be right, the Bible says the Earth is only 6,000 years old.

I would beg the Sorting Hat to put me in Tellerpenn

Now we shall do the happy-ish dance of Psych gif starring.

I will watch Gods of Egypt if to give Chadwick Boseman and Nikolaj Coster-Waldau props for doing the roles as best as they could. Everything else about the movie can just...

Importantly, one must remember that there is no such thing as a Golden Showa Day.

If I ran a 5k in 2:43 I’d be happy.

He can do all the Doctor’s laundry.

A little sad. Now when I buy a Cracker Jack, I open it, stick a Hot Wheel car in it and then let my kid open it.

Oh! Something similar happened to my baby daughter. I was changing her diaper and something was hanging out. I pulled and it kept coming. It was an entire piece of asparagus.

In the words of the great Danny DeVito, “Chew your food, you’re an animal!”

Fucking CHEW YOUR FOOD