It’s just another version of his usual whine— “But Mo~ommmm! The EU gets to do [x], and the USA has to do [y], and it’s not faaaaaairrr! I wanna get to do [x] too!”

Thank you, that SEEMS to be a close approximation. And that line of reasoning does fit his lysergic-acid-soaked thought processes. He thinks the American government should sue American companies and win settlements, and he thinks lawsuits are a way to do business because it’s the only way HE has ever done business…

Translation: I and the Europeam Union don’t actually think that the big tech companies are monopolies but since the EU hates America and American success they sue the big tech companies and then get tons of money in the form of a settlement. (Less than if we actually taxed them but still!) We (the united states)…

I am happy to provide it but as you may (or may not, idk) understand, its a subject that has taken over 6 months to at least stop getting harassed about and bringing it to the forefront again will only set things in motion and continue to make itvimpossible forbme to gind a stable job (I dont consider occasional…

We all know Deadspin is garbage. It has been since Will Leitch left. Anyone that takes the articles punlished here seriously is not bright. I come here because it’s fun to watch people act like journalists. When push comes to shove, Deadspin writers claim they are bloggers and claim they shouldn’t be held to any…

If you wrote in paragraphs instead of using the “I’m a psychopath, here’s my run-on paragraph” technique, maybe you’d still be employable.

Link to the deadspin article?

So, you don’t use Twitter, but you do use Kinja. Weird choice, Steve!

Ok, thats actually funny! Finally!

More than dozens ..  more like thousands ... trust me on this.

You think making fake accounts or using one of the thousands of websites and apps that can allow anyone to pretend to be anyone else on now ANY social media platforms and even SMS like What’s App is funny? This is overall just embarrassing for the family and relatively harmless but doing this can actually really screw…

We’ve reached the point at which a Tweet is a valid form of identification in this country. Please tread on me...

Another reason to stay off social media.

Agreed, but I didn’t want to come off as one of those stodgy old men who had a problem with Griffey wearing his hat backwards.

It’s run by Kevin Durant, covering all his bases in case he decides this summer to follow MJ’s path and quit basketball for baseball. 

would flip 2 and 3.  “Rally Cap Mohawk” is also known as “The Shark” which is way cooler.

Plot twist: It actually is Steve Berthiaume, in an elaborate hoax to raise Steve Berthiaume-awareness by pretending there are people who care enough about him to maintain fake Twitter accounts.

Hold up, you’re telling me that the unsolicited dick pic I received as a DM from Buck Martinez is a fake?

Can we rank the best ways to wear a baseball cap?