@USB_Humping_Dog: Because once you try drinking one too fast, you'll probably take the next one you try nice and slow.

@USB_Humping_Dog: Yeah. You have to drink it in at least a couple of hours (it's different for different weights) so that the blood alcohol content in your body that you get from drinking one doesn't kill you or injure you.

@USB_Humping_Dog: That's because nobody thought that the sextape guy was full of BS. And I can't blame them. 8 Four Lokos is pure insanity.

"Gizmodo Sexy Robot Costume Contest: EXTENDED"

@Martin Barnard: I love Whitest Kids U'Know. Alien pinata autopsy episode FTW

If Myspace was in that picture, it would basically be the Twitter picture with anal.

I won't be able to watch. Rowr. A text-subscription feature for the liveblogs would be nice.

@nbergseng: Yes.

@BRuddy: Building Kick! EXPLOSION!: This is a great step towards better treatment for breast cancer, and I think that NASA's enhancing algorithms are just the beginning in a medical technology revolution. In fact, not only should this system be introduced to hospitals everywhere, I think that this is a very good…

K then...

@dragon:ONE: No, that's actually smart. You, sir and/or ma'am, get an internet for trying not to look like a slut and/or manwhore. Congratulations.

@shift321: Get this guy into an ambulance, quick! He's suffering from epic burns!

@nairb555: Well... it'll automatically update, just probably not right after you sign up.

@akuma_619: Wow...

@Alexei Nazarov: Me too. But it's supposed to take effect within two weeks.

@Microshock: I never denied that.

@Microshock: That's not the point. He's dead. He may have been stupid, but he was also dead.

@drhuxtable: Wow, way to be a dick. And while his choices weren't smart, have some respect for the dead.