I don’t think it’s a coincidence that my laptop’s fan just sped up to “We are now cleared for takeoff.”

I don’t know which story you were responding to. The question was posed about the dumbest thing done in a car. To be really truthful this is not the dumbest or most dangerous. Its not even the dumbest or most dangerous I read here. But its all I am willing to cop to (statute of limitations).

In high school my buddy and I used to play a game we called car tag. Car tag was a game of tag, played from the driver seat of a car. You had to get close enough to the other car to hit it loudly enough that the other person would hear it. Minimum speed was 45 mph.

Fold, don’t wad. You can get away with two squares this way with halfway decent TP.

Mostly agreed, but the pre-doodad-explosion Zonda was genuinely stunning.

when you exceed 100 mph, something rises up from the seat and tickles your balls, just in case you were thinking that life couldn’t get any better

I want Canada to annex us because Justin Trudeau has invaded my heart.

To be fair, we all wish that

more like Justin TruDON’T YOU TRY YOUR PRIMITIVE ALPHA DOMINANCE DISPLAY ON ME YOU CRUSTY ORANGE POTATO I’LL DESTROY YOU WITH MY INTELLECT AND CHARM amirite?

I am sure Trudeau wishes he could be hanging out on Richard Branson’s island with Obama instead of guest starring on the Political Apprentice.

Needmoargarage Country guess: Guatemala?

“My stick gets caught.” 

Nice try but:

They’re not leaving Veep much room for satire.

It’s easy:

Being forced to watch the White House orientation video must have been tough for him, since it doesn’t mention him. The part about sexual harassment in the workplace must have been uncomfortable.

Those dimpled ramps are for sight impaired drivers, not traction. I learned that today. ;)

Obligatory: Why did you turn???

+1 Timeshare in Boca