So, uh, no joke, I had to take a good hard look to make sure this wasn’t the photoshopped version.

You uh... really don’t get the concept behind this column, do you?

(seriously though, this is great)

Hahahahahahaha no, that’s not my premise. Check out my first response to you:

Dude you tried to argue that “Many, if not the majority, of them [people between 22 and 37] are still in college, grad school, or barely out of college on their first job”.

Only 40% of millennials even have a college degree - http://www.pewresearch.org/fact-tank/2017/05/16/todays-young-workers-are-more-likely-than-ever-…

Gramps... just give up. You’re making a fool of yourself because you’re angry at the world. Like... really angry at world. And honesty, it’s just kinda sad.

I mean, I’m just a “dumb millennial” in your eyes, but at least I understand what constitutes a majority. Schools really were worse for you old folks.

Yo gramps, millennials are as old as 37. Check your facts.

Kinja handle does not check out.

No.

Not at all. I had a Dodge Shadow and to this day I still have an weird love for that car.

Merrick Brian Garland is going to have to change his middle name.

Is there a website or a Facebook page where he has everything currently for sale listed? 

That’s completely terrifying. 

I ran into that exact issue at DFW. Ended up renting a car for the last leg down to San Antonio. American Airlines actually refunded me for the ticket from DFW to SAT, which almost covered the cost of the rental.

But was Drew’s Mom there?

Courtesy of The Draw Play:

I mean, you might not be dead, but it certainly seems like a few of your brain cells are.

It’s weird seeing press photos shot locally on roads I’ve driven on,

Yup, hometown check out.