How about you see it and hear it in person, or better yet drive it? Look at this first gen for example, I don't see any "bulging headlights", but given, it does have that sexy waist you're talking about. Both the original and new one have nice wide tires. Pictures never do a car justice.

I hoping this previews an AWD SRT4 Dart.

Initially read "Parktronic" as "Pontiac". Odd.

Really puzzling. I feel like this whole process is kinda... screwy.

I'm fine with a person not liking a car, and though I personally disagree, I am fine with them saying it looks like a Ferrari (though I think that connection would not be made if Fiat didn't own Chrysler). My issue is that he blames [Fiat] [Engineers] for [mimicking] a Ferrari. Like I said up above, they had nothing…

Viper has always been a dream car of mine... here is me dreaming about this new one.

Trolling or stupid?

Exactly what I was thinking when I read the headline. Bravo sir.

Actually the new Fusion is more of a Mint Chocolate Cookie ice cream. The new style gives it some nice crunch.

Vanilla. The jalopnik definition, as they now classify Toyota as beige. Not bad looking, somewhat handsome, some subtle style and substance. it's no Mint Chocolate Chip (Fusion) or Strawberry Cheesecake Swirl (Optima) but it will do.

Let me clarify, for the sake of original question, the dumb part of the design was under-engineering the transmission.

Haha I work similar hours as a security guard. One morning I went to the gas station around 5 in the morning to get some coffee. I get out the store and walk to where my car had been and it was gone. My first thought was that it had been stolen, but after a moment of frantically looking around I saw it across the…

Pretty much any 90's to mid 00's Chrysler transmission.

So what two trucks would these guys be?

I just love all the comments bitching about the low ground clearance, that he doesn't need awd, etc. It's a supercar that's been modified to increase performance, add a unique look, and increase the functionality. It's being used essentially as a daily driver, in the snow, salt and ice. It's being driven by a man who…

Actually my first car was a '92 Oldmobile with *terrible horrid badbadbad* plastic wood on the dash, and I had a '84 Fiero for while. Neither one had fake wood on the steering wheel, but I've seen it before. Putting wood on the steering wheel is not a "new" thing, but it's a trend GM is returning to that I don't like.

The wood (fake wood?) on the steering wheel that is quickly becoming a GM trend looks beyond stupid. It looks fake, it has so much crap on it it probably feels fake, and the steering wheel does not need 5(!) different types of materials on it. I'm just going to assume the "chrome" around the buttons and the shiny…

Not a big fan of this #AOTD. Some good answers but I feel as a whole they missed the mark.

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3rd Gear: I still think about either sex or submarines every time I hear "Chevy Runs Deep", so I really think they need a new "theme line"