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10, 8-4 & 2 are "cool, but not for me". 1 & 8 are just god damn sexy and 3 is a DO WANT.

Perfect answer. I always bring them on long car trips just in case I start to get tired. Oddly enough, if I'm distracted by other things (music, people in the car, ect) I tend not to eat any...

About the rocket pants... to quote henchman 24 (Venture Borthers) "My shoooeess aaarrree onnn fiiiire! My shoooeess aaarrree onnn fiiiire!"

That roofline is just too TT... same with the general body shape. Even the name isn't far off enough!

Muscular. Powerful. Aggressive.

Is Fisker the new Tucker?

Anyone else want to see Clooney pull a Leslie Nielsen and switch to full time comedy? I think he would be great at it.

Haha that was spot on.

Oooo, heart click for that one lol.

Wait wait, does that ad really say "Imported From Japan"??? Unfuckingbelivable.

American Stig maybe? How tall is he?

Yeah.... pretty sure next car I get won't require premium... yikes.

Running gags are one of the many reasons I love Jalopnik!

"Considering the fact that you can't reasonably defend yourself against normal sized sedan, your actions were done purely to cause damage."

I like the shins trick... maybe a bit violent for my midwestern sensibilities, but I can appreciate what you did very much.

Ah yes, I love the rule of the road that allows me to just enter the lane that already has a car in it and force him off the road.

Amen!

Eh, they are endangering themselves way more. Worse case senario in the car, person X slames on brakes to avoid biker Y, get rear ended by person Z, whiplash and a totaled car. As opposed to the (idiot) biker, who gets hit by person x and dies at the scene.

Depending on the local laws, bikes generally have to follow the same rules as cars, and therefor don't have to share a lane like that. The Hyundai driver was already trying to bully his way into different lanes, and figured he going do the same to the cyclist.

That sounds like an awesome trip. Glad it worked out for you!