Golda Meir had it right. Men should just stay home.

Finally. If your religion prohibits any sight or incidental contact with women, maybe you should stay home. We certainly won't.

Flight delays on El Al are growing more and more common as a result of male Orthodox passengers who refuse to sit next to women, believing that even glancing or inadvertent physical contact with non-relatives of the opposite sex is forbidden.

He really is an offensive lineman.

Maybe. But I’m on Swift’s side. I know she’s a vanilla white girl we all roll our eyes over, but she’s one of many women who have to put up with this shit from men looking for cheap plugs.

Somebody please get that man an epi pen before that allergic reaction gets worse.

Bobby, I’m familiar with all the words you use here, just not in this particular order.

Sure, although to be frank, I find the best bios to be written just by taking an animal actor’s Wikipedia page and replacing their name with yours. I used Keiko the whale once as my bio in a play program. It said I was born at 2000 pounds and a foundation was created to free me : )

She is so freaking good in that scene.

Women will complain about anything these days. It’s like, if you don’t want to have your face ejaculated on, don’t injure your shoulder...seems pretty simple to me.

...which sounds hip and cool until you remember that They Might Be Giants were one of the most annoyingly precious bands of the 1990s.

He’s not just defending men’s ‘right’ to stare with “boys will be boys,” but actually supporting men’s “inclantion” to grab a woman’s nipple in public.

The dead end was frustrating, because, as a fat feminist, I was hungry to find out who the original poster could be so I could then eat them.

Makes you wonder where the good guys with guns are.

Is posting about being 200 pages into Infinite Jest the new prominently displaying Infinite Jest on one’s bookshelf?

Will the Patriots lose a 3rd or 4th round pick because of this?

*skips all those days twice as much, loves her life*

OK. When Broncos fans are like “OK, the only way we could win a SB was to circumvent the salary cap”, we’ll jump right on board.

There was also a graphic picture of a complete pair of boobs up earlier, but that image of Brady Hoke and Dave Brandon has since been removed.