If I was this kid’s dad I would give him a brank spanking new 488GTB and set fire to it right in front of him... Then set fire to his 14 other cars... Then give him a Daewoo Lanos... Then set fire to that.

So underage players who shouldn’t be in bars to begin with are now banned from being in the bars they shouldn’t be in?

They also considered instituting a ban on hitting women, but they didn't want to go overboard.

Good for you! We are similar in our house with the egalitarianism, so when I changed mine, people were surprised. But we do what we want.

Once he has to live as a woman, give it three months.

Paris Hilton has a GED

I mean, I hear you but not being able to act didn’t stop him from giving us a fuck ton more of Glen than we ever got of Bobby.

Anybody else remember how outspoken this shitbag was about insisting Bill Clinton get impeached for his sexual misconduct? Anybody also remember how homophobic Speaker Hastert was? Anybody further remember how he was a staunch member of the Christian Coalition that crammed “family values” down our throats? Good times.…

If this is real, it’s totally a dick move.

When my sister caught the bouquet at a wedding, her then boyfriend remade a big show of running from the garter toss. But she was expected to laugh and act like it was fine. Sadly, she did later marry him and they had a horrible marriage, followed by a drawn out divorce. Anyone whose idea of a joke is public…

I actually respect people like this guy a lot more than people who try to restrict abortion with exceptions for rape and incest. If you actually think abortion is murder, why allow any exceptions? The anti-abortion rights people who support rape and incest exceptions either (a) recognize there’s a difference between…

Well there’s that, and it seems he’s arguing that the sort of rape that puts a woman in the er is worse than other types of rape which probably aren’t as horrifying.

RAPE JOKE TRIGGER WARNING

You’re really not getting me here. I’m not making any assessments on how things should or should not be, only noting how things generally are. I didn’t know anyone growing up for whom “Why! You don’t have to!” was an effective strategy. Nor do I think it is particularly indicative of a proclivity for logic, just…

Damn right. My grandmother would not put up with this bullshit. If one of us kids acted a fool at the table, we got told to leave it. Her philosophy was “they’ll eat when they’re hungry enough.” No special dishes, no special way it's made. You eat what she cooked or go to bed hungry.

Well, I think I speak for everyone when I say that it’s fine if women want to focus on this aspect of La’el Collins’ life. I GET THAT. AND I HAVE NO PROBLEM WITH THAT. But at the end of the day, I’m a football fan, and we want to see great players be great and that’s what I’m concerned with.

Everything women do is called problematic by someone.

“The female bod” didn't exactly make this one happen by itself. I hope everyone comes out of this reasonably healthy and well. Feminism shouldn't mean we have to applaud medically risky choices.

Wait you actually painted your face with brown face paint?

think about how obnoxious that retweet is though — I think he's receiving all the love he needs from himself