My response was not one of the ones highlighted in the article. Mine was, "FUCK YEAH I see blue and most people don't. Because I'm better than them and my eyes are amazing and I'm a special fucking snowflake."

She probably also thinks that goddamned dress is White and Gold.

Does Jamie know it's actually six months between June and December?

The game is "Axis and Allies" and the rules are extremely difficult to explain. Sufficed to say, Mo'Nique played as the British and tried to go straight for the North Africa victory but obviously didn't count on Rommel.

I have literally no idea. (If anyone does, please chime in!)

Being a domestic violence victim does not disqualify her from being a perpetrator of child neglect.

"Victim blaming"?? NO ONE here is blaming the 1 year old.

If you're afraid you're doing something that's going to get your kids taken away from you, then you should probably have your kids taken away from you.

I went to Michigan, and tales of Pike's exploits in East Lansing regularly made their way down to Ann Arbor (where, incidentally, Pike was also trash).

One bad apple spoils the bunch. Numerous instances of bad apples means the whole tree is diseased.

Any future political platform I may have will necessarily include outlawing gender reveal parties or other associated hooplah.

I think a 30 year old getting an allowance from their parents takes them pretty much out of my "sexy" column.

Is she still with Nick Kroll? I can't stop thinking of him as "the Douche," and it just makes me laugh, but they are very cute together.

-sips Lipton-

I honestly just feel sorry for this woman, because she's lost something beautiful, but she's too limited to ever really know it.

If people stop using the word "foodie", how are we gonna know which people to hate?

Who can blame these people for a little hyperbolic joy, after the toxic dumpster fire that was UM football under Brady Hoke? Cheers to you, Michigan fans. Here's hoping next year is a lot better for y'all.

Honestly. Mark, do you even go to this school?

"Someone" named Twink Caplan? Really, Mark? Miss Geist would like to have a word with you after class.

Jess is such a fucking home wrecking skank. Bitch got me drunk on pinot grigio, put me to bed, and then fucked my husband Ken! Girl has issues. And she's poor.