It's worse than that, though. These blacks aren't anyone's friends, they're still the poor savages he has to minister to to try to save their souls.

It's like a Small Wonder reboot too!

I used hair elastics knotted together in a figure-8. One looped around the flange, one hooked onto the hook of my nursing bra. Next time around, I'm getting the hands free bra. There's saving money and there's making yourself insane.

Yeah, and it's a lot, lot better than using your hands to pump. Why is it causing you to run and hide?

I love that you listened to Howard while pumping. For me, it was House Hunters in bed before going to sleep. The sound and rhythm of the Medela Pump-in-Style is meshed in my mind with granite countertops and stainless steel appliances.

And later, as your belly gets heavier, holding it up from underneath will relieve pressure on your back.

I hope they like paying for cancer treatments for women who couldn't get Pap smears. Chemo's not available OTC, right?

Sometimes there's just no place else to put your hands! You can't rest them in your lap because your lap is gone.

How does Gaga not get a massive yeast infection from that?

Well, Kate and Middleton are really uncommon names. You can see how FB might be confused.

We must ban confectioner's sugar because inhaling it off a cookie or pastry can make you cough.

It's like when Stephen Colbert says he doesn't see color...except he's saying it ironically.

This woman makes less and less sense every time I hear her. It's not like she's being subversive or innovative. I don't think she even knows what she means.

I think what bugs me is that it's so one-sided. I'll have YOUR baby, like I'm doing you a favor. Not that she's having her own baby or, more to the point, THEIR baby.

Oh, Kate Hudson, shut up.

No Blue.

Exactly right. Being stunning usually lets most people off the hook when it comes to those questions as well.

So she's been hanging with 6-year-olds for almost 40 years and has only recently discovered that little kids tend to be messy? What kind of magical kids has she had in her classroom for the past 4 decades?

That case of in Idaho of a pharmacist refusing to fill an anti-bleeding drug prescription for a woman who'd just had an abortion was at Walgreens.

Not enough is made of Andrew Wakefield's position on the board of a pharma company who was seeking to sell a different MMR vaccine. He stood to make a fortune off of the current MMR vaccine's disappearance. He's a total fraud and shyster.