I've got to say, I think less of Bravo. I'm pretty much anti-RHOAnyplace as they seem just one step removed from The Real World. But this whole WH gatecrash reeks of publicity stunt and it pisses me off that someone lost her job because a Bravo/NBC/GE exec called in a favor.

@LibraryChick: I'm 100% with you on bars, night (or naptime) movies, nice restaurants, anywhere past bedtime. There are places that are appropriate for kids and places that are appropriate for adults. I don't take my clients to TGIFridays or Chuck E. Cheese's for lunch, you know?

I thought Charlotte was the most maternal of the SATC women...how can she only be #48?

Paris being a Nazi sympathizer would mean she's capable of sympathy. That's a much more plausible alibi than dancing and scratching (scratching? really?) her nose.

@toadie time travel: same here.

@CaptainUnderpants-FighterOfApathy: I just figured they used the other guy's sperm.

@twirlywhirly: "There are wackos in every religion..."

I wear my stretched-out, period-stained thong when I want sex. Or, you know, when I'm bloated and menstruating. Same thing, really.

My latest email to my best friend garnered James Joyce.

@terrymct: Exactly what I thought.

She's pregnant again, isn't she?

Wait, Larry King feels entitled to regard anyone as worthless? The guy who asked Sharon Tate's sister how she could still talk to Roman Polanski after he brutally murdered her sister?

I read his website as Stuart versus Goldberg.

Take that name down and pass it on to all your friends, ladies. Bryan Acton is not your friend.

@phoblog: Yeah, I just can't read some of the news stories I used to read. It is amazing how aware of vulnerability you become when you're charged with the most precious, most vulnerable being. Thanks for the heads up on Shutter Island—I'd been considering watching but will avoid.

If German players are unduly influenced by the predictions of an octopus, they have much larger fish to fry.

I think he's doing porn wrong.

He did it all for the nookie, yeah, the nookie, so he can have the cookie.

Yeah, I somehow feel like there are better uses for that 100,000 kronor. Might I suggest donating to a worthy women's cause, at a minimum?

After my first massive break-up, my brother said, "Even when you don't have pride, act like you do. You'll feel better the next day." It was advice like that that kept me from doing shit like the above.