I don't know what it says that I like pedicures but not manicures. Do I only half love him? Am I secretly trying to simultaneously please him and piss him off? And is the mani-pedi more of an indicator of keeping myself pretty for him than maintaining the weight I was when we met?

How is this not rock bottom? I realize she was sober but the whole thing—turning 24 with a court-appointed SCRAM bracelet on for the second time, getting punched in the face by a rabid ex-girlfriend of Paris Hilton's ex-boyfriend. There isn't a single piece of this that isn't really sad to me.

Man, I hope that's the nail in the coffin of Mel Gibson's career. I know he has more money than anyone could spend—even with 15 kids—but I'd like to see the world turn its collective back on him. He just plain sucks.

I had some trouble with this book as a child—and, until now, I never consciously acknowledged that the eyes have something to do with it. As a teenager, though, the chapter where he talks about moving his chair repeatedly to see the sunset when he's sad...well, it still chokes me up.

@jemandtheholograms: Would you say the same if she were practicing drums and pissing the neighbors off? A little consideration goes a long way in shared living spaces.

@leftyleftylou: I know! Forget Shiloh wanting to be a boy! Pax wants to exist!

That's really cool, that Robin Thicke is willing to cop to wearing ladies underwear for his wife. Because certainly he wouldn't be saying that it's a woman in her underwear that makes a marriage work, right?

It's easy to be re-enchanted with the person who doesn't have to make the decisions and disenchanted with the person who does. I'm not saying Hillary isn't qualified but she hasn't had to make the same decisions Obama has and she hasn't had to piss off her ideological base in so doing.

Is gay sex more dangerous than a woman who has anal sex with multiple partners? Because I don't think they ask that, do they?

@TopLevelExecutive: Now, see, I was going to say, "Is bisexual now a synonym for irrelevant?"

How many hands does she have?

@Betty Bea: I say it too about my daughter. It's what it looks like!

@shoelicious: Well, if she doesn't stay relevant through Hollywood Plan for Wimmens #1 (Have Famous Boyfriend/Husband), then she'll have to opt for #2 (Keep Getting Photographed in Bikini). She was working #2 before JT but we've had a real dearth of bikini photos of late.

@pepe-silvia: At the dance, Sam introduces him to her friend and her friend's boyfriend as Farmer Fred. AMH corrects her and say, "Farmer Ted." Why? I don't know.

@la.donna.pietra: Oops. I guess it would do me well to pay attention to information like that. My apologies.

Has she seen her own hair?

If Jessica Biel wants to get married and have kids but is willing to "settle" for having a baby, it's probably time for her to move on. Find someone who wants what you want. It's makes things a lot easier.

@najmah: The headline is actually, "Could Jenny McCarthy replace Oprah?" I was a little horrified by the verbing of Oprah too and I checked the link.

@HopeAngel: Oh, thank goodness. I'm glad to hear it.

Are you supposed to disclose cosmetic procedures to your boss?