If I found myself married to either Broadway, that first dance would make me consult a divorce attorney immediately. That is certainly grounds for alienation of affection.

@coffeeandoranges: I'm so with you on the dancing down the aisles one. I started watching it and choked up all over again. The last time I watched it, I blamed it on pregnancy hormones. Now I just have to accept that I'm a sap and just really happy for that couple. Aww.

@florabore: Ah, I see I'm not alone in my thinking. Nice work, Fantana.

@BytheSea: The key is that you were a teen and teens are like that. The woman pictured here? Not a teen.

This is like the singular gender-neutral pronoun discussion. Yes, it would be really helpful if we could make a word fit, but we don't get to arbitrarily decide to enter a word into the lexicon. We're sort of stuck with the options out there, though none does any justice to anything.

@MakeFetch: For real. I used to think he was great on Loveline and started to feel torn as Celebrity Rehab started. Now, with his comments about Lindsay Lohan and Artie Lange and so on, I just want him to shut up.

I saw Reality Bites in the theater when I was 17 and getting ready to graduate from high school. I thought they were the coolest friends ever and I couldn't wait to go to college and recreate their coolness with my own friends.

@TheUptightMidwesterner: I can't hate you because I am you. Well, not you, of course. Just of a similar bent. The two lines that hooked me? When Flo talks about getting a big, tricked-out nametag with her savings and when the baby takes a call and says, "Hey, girl, can I get you back?"

I've never heard of DIAF. There's one internet forum I belong to that was the first and is the only place I know that uses "This." I'm guilty of "wow, just wow," when I can't organize my thoughts in response to whatever mind-blowing thing I just read. And I cannot stand "fail" with the power of a thousand suns. …

"I feel free and independent and I'm getting to know myself better - not spending so much time with a guy but spending that time on myself and I love that."—Paris Hilton

@Blarfengar Honeydew (Bunsen): If you find yourself on a flight with me and I happen to be using a hands-free pumping bra, please, ask away. Won't offend me in the slightest.

@Tom.Cruise.Is.Weird: No one's asking you to appreciate it. You could just ignore it and treat it as mundane part of existence in a shared space.

@Tom.Cruise.Is.Weird: Sorry that the breast makes you uncomfortable but I'm not putting my baby's meal together in an airplane bathroom. 'Course, I'm the mom who nurses my baby on the flight, in my seat, and it keeps her quiet, so most people appreciated it.

@childe★herald: I'm with you too, except she's not quite 7 months.

Where does dating girlfriends come in on this list?

I don't know that I've ever met or heard of a little girl saying she wanted to be Miss America. And I work with kids.

@Sputnik_Sweetheart: I'm with you. But I like to think that I'm siding with him in theory but not word-for-word. I can't get that on board with his justifications and pontifications.

I live in Charlotte. I think I might already be divorced and just not have realized it. I hate when that happens.

Well, shit. For all that Japanese women have to put up with, they deserve to create an imaginary bloodbath. I mean, if men are going to play RapePlay and shit like that, those women get to exact a little revenge, no?

I beg to differ: it doesn't raise the question of how much the Church hierarchy values women's lives. It flat-out demonstrates that it doesn't care about women's lives. We're incubators, plain and simple.