Hey, cry all you want. Who am I to say? I cried when I went back to work after my baby was born. Gwyneth's self-indulgence is well-known and doesn't just apply to her kids. But as a fellow working mother, I'd like her to shut the hell up because we all do it. We all get up every day and have to leave our kids…

Oh, I could eat Miss Piggy. That pig always pissed me off.

@librariesare4lovers: Whew! I thought I had gone crazy.

So Hawaii has to pass a law about birth certificates and Sarah Palin is outraged about someone perpetuating a myth? Seriously? Does irony know no bounds?

@FroderickFronkensteen: Eh, I agree with her that women should have the right to choose.

@mewkabulu: Right? That was my first thought—it was actually 2000 that changed how families were portrayed and it was largely thanks to your husband and his Turdblossom. Unless you're counting McCain's attack on Chelsea Clinton. Either way, you guys started it!

@AlmostDream: Wow, what a horrible thing to say about your own child, especially in the presence of that or other children. Kids grow and change and I bet that other little one wasn't always so unattractive six months down the line. But if she'd ever heard her mom say she wasn't cute or worse, that scar she'd keep…

@squeakel: My morning sickness went away between weeks 13 and 14, so hopefully you're like me and it'll ease up soon. I was certain I was having a boy, no question about it. And then there were the labia, clear as day.

@starfishtat: My daughter's heartbeat fluctuated around 150 the whole time. 143, 152, 140, 158, 170—well, that was when I'd had a sugary, caffeinated drink just before.

@Ruby_de_la_Booby: I read it too and am also a regular breaker of the fast and also have a beautiful little girl.

@Anathema Device: I dreamt twice it was a boy and twice it was a girl. I found the ultrasound to be much more reliable.

"South Carolina Senator Lindsey Graham says she believes the though new immigration law in Arizona will be quickly challenged by courts on constitutional grounds."

This guy called for three prostitutes in one day. I think it's safe to say that virtually no one woman would be able to take care of The Sex for him.

@Ipomoea: She made a huge mistake.

"...I would appreciate if you could let me know when the responses from people speaking our in support of the Baio's will be posted so I may inform our special needs families. They have the right to be heard and not censored."

Man, before the epidural, it hurt so bad it was hard to remember to breathe. Without breathing, there's no way you can scream. After the epidural, I didn't feel anything until it was time to push. Pushing was another time it was hard to remember to breathe.

@PerinealFavorite: Well, for whatever it's worth, even though it's hard to adjust to the new body, it is absolutely worth it. I find my daughter endlessly fascinating and enjoy pretty much every minute with her. Being pregnant and having her has been just about the coolest thing I've done with my life. And it's…

I had a baby a five months ago and, while I'm back to my pre-pregnancy weight, this is not my pre-pregnancy body. It's hard to get used to my stretched out stomach and the fact that I'm a giant stretch mark from my belly button to the middle of my thighs. There are absolutely some lasting physical changes that diet…

@thatgirlmay: Right? And it's actually really sad that she wants to go bigger. I don't even know how that's possible, really.

"I feel good that Sandra knows the truth about it."