@GirlFailer: My thoughts exactly. With the space heater, in particular, she sounds like she'd really just prefer to...I don't know, do paperwork or something.

@AnotherJenn: Very, very well said. I, too, started with the best of intentions but managed to spend a small fortune. My dad was incredibly generous, the day was absolutely beautiful, and I don't regret it. Having the people who love us best be there to cheer us on in one of our favorite places was a phenomenal…

@magicwaffle: That's where I fell in Flo-like too.

@theresacrane: I always took her tone as quietly apologetic.

I love Flo. I think she's darling.

Hey, people who like to ratchet people up and have a voice in the media? CRAZY PEOPLE ARE LISTENING.

I feel like the Aniston baby story is a series of non sequitors tied up with a bow, presented by someone winking, nodding, and repeating, "You see? You see?"

As a new mom and one who struggled to nurse at the outset, I can say that the effort the hospital, the lactation consultants, and my friends put into helping me made a huge difference in developing a successful nursing relationship. Personally, I find the relationship hugely rewarding on multiple levels and wish…

I've got no problem with red velvet. It's just not the best cake out there. So I'll vote for cheesecake, which is also not the best pie out there.

Michelle McGee will referee for a "celebrity" boxing match between Hailey Glassman and pornstar Gina Lynn.

It's like this game doesn't even matter anymore. Red velvet vs. German Chocolate? I haven't feel more out of touch with my fellow voters since Bush was re-elected.

@KatyLou: If you have kids, I promise it won't hurt nearly as bad to insert another. I felt nothing after having my daughter.

If you ever have kids, the IUD insertion is dramatically easier. The first one, pre-kids, resulted in a night of agony with ibuprofen and a heating pad. Post-kid, I felt nothing. NOTHING.

@DeccaLeChat: You know what really needs to be stopped? KEY LIME PIE. For real, it's long overstayed its welcome.

God, this is like Sophie's Choice.

@BiteMeMitchell!: That's what I was thinking—how many sick fucks wanted to rape a 7-year-old? Jesus H. Christ. It's just horrifying.

@TracyFlick: The original is correct. The error is on the Jezebel side.

@Ivriniel: I checked the original too. Once I saw that Carrie Underwood was marrying a hocked player, I knew someone's fingers got away from her tonight.

@erinfabu: So with you on that. Dr. Drew knows essentially what I know about this couple but no one asks me to make armchair diagnoses. I used to be inclined to give him the benefit of the doubt, that people just turned to him because he was the doctor in the public eye. But he needs to shut it with the diagnosing…

You guuuuys! Key lime pie is disgusting!