@lodown: Don't limit the question of what the right has done to just the past year or so. What have they done in the past decade that wasn't at the least divisive and at worst inhuman?

There's rape and there's not-rape, and we need a line of demarcation.

I'm certain that Jennifer Aniston is just crushed by this. Since she didn't know who his fiancee was, I'm willing to bet she's not placing all that many calls for him not to take.

I knew apple pie when apple pie was just fruit, sugar, and pie crust. I knew apple pie, I've made apple pie, and I love apple pie. You, pecan, are no apple pie.

@eggnogfairy: Oh, honey, remember when the Nazis were killing your ancestors? Isn't that funny? Heil! Look, like this! Ha ha ha!

The more I read about the Gaga, the more I like her.

@lurkerbynature: Right? I'd love a division between Church and Sane.

@sterlingsilver36: Have people tasted key lime pie? There is no way it's better than sweet potato.

That says a lot more about the 40-year-olds he knows than John Hughes, his films or teenagers in general.

Whatever happened to, "The guy's an asshole! Vote him out of office!" When did dissatisfaction with an elected official mean that you'd start saying shit about killing him/her?

They're just as disgusting as I suspected they were.

The punctuation in this:

@leesie: He filed for divorce 2-3 months before they met. Technically still married but had already taken steps to end it.

I simply didn't realize that women don't have a biological urge to have sex. I must be a man with a vagina then.

I love you for this.

@shefightsback: Better or worse than Kate Major having name rec for her Gosselin and Lohan ties?

@ScarletBegonias: I heard her say Kehsha.

Yeah, you know...I don't love Mr. Rogers. His was my least favorite show of the Sesame Street/Electric Company/3-2-1 Contact/Mr. Rogers line up. It was that wretched Lady Elaine. She creeped me out.

@GiggleLoop: Yep. I also bring a book or magazine to read before the lights go down. I love that no one else is trying to commandeer my popcorn.

@SharpShinyClaws: Good God, yes. A thousand times, yes.