@OneBigPear: I'm so with you on this. I've felt alone for so long on that.

@Miss_PiggyStardust: I'm with you but I wouldn't worry. Johnny and Vanessa seem rock solid. It was one thing when Angelina had one kid (she adopted Zahara when she was with Brad, didn't she?) and Brad had none. Now you're talking about Angelina putting on her best moves to break up her own family and his? I just…

Fox News Reporter: Do you think that it's fundamentally impossible to do healthcare in this broad sort of fashion and be able to do it cheaper over the long haul?

I went to UM and teared up at The Game too! How could you not? Good v Evil is emotional.

$25,000 is a drop in the bucket of the damages that asshole caused.

@DarbyShaw: That's exactly what I thought. I was actually going to commend him for not going too far.

@CherryBerry: God, she was good in that.

@morninggloria: Or Customers of Sobriety? I had an early morning flight to DC and was lucky enough to get seated next to a guy who was drunk from the night before. Aside from the bar stench emanating from him, he spit, slobbered, and passed out on my shoulder.

@OhDeer: And I know lots of women who didn't, so it just goes to show you can't pin them crazy wimmens down.

You know, because women like moronic rom-coms, but can't stand Oscar-winning sci-fi/fantasy films.

@elizabeththewellread: I got interrupted by the crying of our be-whoever-you-want-to-be kid but yes, I thought that was a sign that he would probably be a pretty good dad. I'm with you on the people who need their kids to BE something other than themselves. I mean, I want my kid to be healthy and happy and…

@elizabeththewellread: My husband said early on our relationship that he had lived his athletic glory days and any kids of ours could do or be whatever they wanted.

@Lizard in the Wires - Please, call it hamburger time.: My husband was reading this too and wondered why people wouldn't just go to AshleyMadison.com. It's like everyone wants to pretend these things just happen without all the planning or payment when, in fact, they're all being planned meticulously. Like, "Oh, we…

@filet-of-swedishfish: So he wanted to watch you masturbate so he could get off and didn't care if you did? What's the point of it, if not to get yourself off?

I thought Carol Channing was a wax figure at Madame Toussaud's.

I'm going to start training my cat to poke my dog in the eye a la the Three Stooges. Then? I'm in the money and everyone's happy.

This is kind of a chicken or egg question to me, but maybe that's because I'm a depressive and withdraw from social interaction when I'm feeling low.

Is there plastic surgery for your insides now too?

Wait, does this guy know that homosexuality only means that you are attracted to people who are the same sex as you? Because he seems to be confused, thinking homosexuals are defined by a complete inability to inhibit any impulse they experience.

"We have been sent by the Lord to rescue these children, and if it's in the Lord's plan we will be successful."