Wait, do you have to have lost someone in 9/11 to have an opinion? Is this now the threshold for being allowed to think about terrorism and justice?

I've had the opportunity to hear Temple Grandin speak several times and it's always informative and amusing. It's interesting to see, though, that sometimes she's funny and she knows that she's funny but doesn't know why she's funny. She also can handle some questions from the audience with relative ease but if one…

Man, I love Jane Lynch. Role Models has been in heavy rota on HBO and the part where she's talking to Seann William Scott and Paul Rudd and says, "You're standing over there...and you're standing over there...and I don't know which way is up!" kills me every damn time. I'm glad she got her chance to shine.

I'm not one to ever get up in arms about the so-called liberal media but serious, WTF? We have to get this from the National Enquirer? No one else would follow up on it? Was the entire press corps under Edwards' spell? This guy was sliming all over the place, he's asking Young to cover for him in Petsmart, for…

I was shocked to find myself laughing out loud several times last night. The call back to the Closet Organizer was really funny.

@colliniqua: WTF? There's nothing sexy about children. I'd say especially your own but it's irrelevant whose kids they are because there's nothing sexy about children.

@cookies-are-a-sometimes-food: I was so going to go there but you got there first.

Over 40 and over men? Oh good god.

Eh, I think it depends on context. If my husband and I do something together, should I omit that he did it with me so as not to use the offensive pronoun?

I mean, just to put it in perspective a little bit, my daughter gained a pound in a week after my milk finally came in. I can't imagine how much crying that baby did until it was too weak to cry anymore. It makes my heart hurt.

Well, she was presenting an explosive idea.

@RedLantern: The area where he's buying the house is a gorgeous neighborhood with large, tree-lined streets, on the edge of one of the largest, most beautiful parks in Charlotte. Most people in the city would love to live there. Definitely sounds like she's better off than she was before.

@eadubbs: Yup, about 4 miles from where I'm sitting.

@misfit: Rob you? Gosh, I figured that since she was sort of coy about him at the beginning of the ad, she must be a floozy and he was coming to rape her. Because nice girls wouldn't have parties or not live with their parents.

@laurasaurus: Because she's hot and that's all she needs to be.

$10 says this ad is followed up by a Go Daddy ad where women strip down to promote a website.

I knew the wax figure was Heidi but thought the real Heidi was Isla Fisher. Go figure.

@the glamwich: How 'bout when it goes, "Ohh!" when you step on it, like, "Wow, you got really fat." Fuck you, asshole computer.

@curiousgeorgiana: Right. BMI doesn't take muscle weight into consideration. For those, like me, who carry a lot of muscle, BMI is high even when you're really fit.

Best to look like you don't eat any of the food you sell, right?