@la.donna.pietra: I'm gonna have to agree with your police work there, la.donna.pietra.

@cowboy killer: There are so many of us out there too. Logically I knew I couldn't fix him but I didn't realize that's what I was trying to do. That's what happens when we're repeatedly told that we're the moral fiber that holds society together, eh?

I should have known my ex-boyfriend was too weak to go the distance when, after we'd been dating for 9 months, his family still didn't know he'd broken up with his ex-girlfriend. And that he was willing to leave me alone on Thanksgiving so he could go visit them without having to explain anything. After a long-ass…

@SubvertAParadigm: That's what she said.

@snobographer: I feel like the interviewer is confused. Eyes find ladders, not penises. We have eyes.

@boobookitteh: These are the same people who are pushing adoption, right? Who want kids to be born to women who don't want kids? The same people that overlook the tragedy of what happens to countless kids in the foster care system who become, essentially, unadoptable due to the incredible amounts of psychological…

@morninggloria: If only I could heart you again for that comment. Exactly right.

@kungfutoday: Those were my thoughts too in re: the timing. He's such a coward.

I'm glad Diddy's son will be donating money to Haiti instead of being a brat about presents but doesn't that sort of go against the whole premise behind My Super Sweet 16? I'm not complaining, just wondering if it's a sign of the apocalypse that MTV isn't promoting vanity and greed with this one.

I was allowed all the clear liquids I wanted until it became evident that my baby wasn't coming out without surgery. Once the call was out for a section, I wasn't allowed ice chips even. But I had broth and tea and water and popsicles. And a healthy baby girl, most importantly.

@hannahanloveyoulongtime: My brother emailed him a critique of one of his reviews and he responded with a thought-provoking reply. It was clear he'd considered what my brother had said but still thought my brother was full of shit. And said so, but not quite as directly as all that. It was cool to read.

@kolea: Now, see, I was thinking this but for Fergie. Fergie looks like the Glamor Girl doll Dani whom I loved when I was 6 or 7.

@cate3710: Yep, exactly. I thought she looked lovely and, for the most part and for her, understated.

@BowlingForDollars: I'm with you—just beautiful.

@PaigeTurner: Same here.

She did look pretty casual. At the very least, her hair needed a little more direction.

Oh, to have a good editor, eh Jimmy?

That was a bad idea.

@Sputnik_Sweetheart: And as such, lost the built-in audience that Jay had when NBC had 10 o'clock programming people actually watched.

@rixatrix: I think it's about what they're trying to showcase. Celebrities are the stars of the shoot whereas the clothes are the star of the fashion spread. They may be put on a famous model but we're supposed to be looking at the clothes. Just as no one would ask Rachel Bilson to grow 6 inches in order to wear a…