Hopefully, she'll stay in bed with her lucky blanket turned high forever and spare the rest of us.

@SomeAuthorGirl: Spencer's line about Roker's (whom I can't stand) number of followers makes me want to join Twitter so I can follow Al Roker. I hate Spencer for making me want to do that. #lindsaylohan

This is such a heartbreaking story and I just devastated for that little girl. l had read that the mother had lost custody of another child and I wonder why she had this little girl, especially since the girl's father has been making heartfelt pleas for her return. Wish she'd been with her dad instead. Just…

@TsuKata: I saw it that way too. Of course, the cat also groomed the dog so I think the lines are blurred between love and abuse here. #animalmagnetisms

Booo! #yankeesworldseries

@heliotrollop: Checking those sex offender registries is useless. First off, you've got the 19-year-old who slept with his 16-year-old girlfriend and her parents pressed charges. That person shouldn't be lumped in with someone who rapes a woman or child.

@Nezrite: They've been found, dead in a submerged car. Poor girls. #boxing

I love that those women have to hold signs proclaiming they stole from a child on her birthday. They should have to do that every year on her birthday. Stealing from kids...nice. #boxing

When do they show the pictures of a toddler throwing a tantrum at 2 am, keeping his/her single working mom awake through the night? Or the picture of the baby living with another family and the birth mother keening over the child she gave up, out there somewhere?

Has anyone actually ever found useful advice in Cosmo? I mean, once I actually had sex, it seemed like Cosmo was just sort of restating the obvious and lord knows I could come up with 9 sexier moves to blow his mind than they could.

@PerinealFavorite: Thank God you did that. I was so going to but you got there first.

The scariest part of the Wonka boat ride is the chicken getting its head cut off. WTF? #scarymovies

I really don’t give a shit. Look am I going to sit and weep every time an old fugitive child rapist feels as though he’s being prosecuted for the crime he committed? #romanpolanskibailoffer

The schools here call it Character Day and kids are allowed to dress up as a character from a book (within certain boundaries, I guess). I live in the South, though, so there's a lot of discussion of devil worship. This seems a reasonable compromise to me. #halloweencostumes

Well, the name of that business makes about as much sense as anything else the woman does. #sarahpalin

73%—not bad, considering I was only really sure of Deenie's masturbation theme and Blubber eating a chocolate-covered ant. #judyblume

ever so sorry for the itchy share finger.

his daughter "was in the wrong place at the wrong time, associating with the wrong people."

@HidingInCanada: Very well put. This is just another horrifying aspect—if he'd just faced up to it and done his time, she could be living in peace and he could be living wherever he wants. While he'd still be a scumbag, we wouldn't have to listen to discussions of how he should be exonerated because he makes good…

@FurrierAndIves: Wish I could take credit for it. I read it on another forum and was immediately impressed. #mayumiheene