Is the (R) after her name supposed to indicate party affiliation? Or just her location in the picture?

A McGruber movie? I clearly missed the boat on what's funny in that sketch.

What the fuck, man? Watching a woman get gutted is supposed to make me care more about fish? 'Cause all it really does is remind me that women are abused regularly and fish just fell down my list of concerns. So yeah, fail.

I think they should probably mandate how that money is spent. Is giving them money during the pregnancy encouraging profligate spending? Should they only get the money after the baby is safely delivered? But what if they used the money for alcohol or new jeans? So many complications.

I can't watch this at work but the description is enough to make me need to close my door to laugh. What kind of idiots think a virgin card is going to do any damn good as a widespread message?

I was raised not to stare at people with deformities or physical abnormalities. Could it be that women are just more polite? Can't we make that sweeping assumption based on this crazy study?

They're probably just sorry they couldn't kill him a hundred times over, so strong is their belief in a right to life.

@DutchessOfDork: The club owner says, "We're the victims here." They're also suing her parents.

@serreca: Absolutely with you on that. I'd take a spider over a mosquito any day of the week and twice on Sunday.

@lalaland13: I'm a relocater so that it can ply its trade on the outside and keep the damn bugs away from me. But I had an intimate encounter with a spider on my 15th birthday, when one fell into my bra as I was changing clothes. Since then, I feel like I bonded with them.

@BeckyIva: You took the words out of my mouth. Amazing.

@midwesternmom: Yeah, I thought Julie Roberts as well.

There's a reason there are only 2 remaining late-term abortion providers in this country and it's because many doctors have been threatened with their lives. If these assholes are using terror to keep doctors from providing legal services, it's terrorism. Plain and simple.

@Penny: You're super advanced! I turned 8 in second grade, having started kindergarten at 6.

@berlitzfrench: Of course, I think someone wanting to take away my ability to make decisions about my body is pretty disrespectful, but that's just me.

Like those who would censor music and tv...do they not know they can just turn the channel? Turn it off? No one is requiring this guy to read anything that he finds offensive. Hell, I'm not a vampire/horror fan at all so I just don't read the books. It really is that simple.

I wonder if there's anything that could render her speechless...the way she renders me, pretty much every time she opens her mouth.

@Nancy Sin: I totally thought it was Katy Perry too.

I read the header as Panty Lines rather than Party Lines, which, coupled with the picture of Nancy Reagan, made me giggle.

Don't speak for me, Bristol.