I saw that headline and was appalled. Kudos for actually going through with reading it.

Well, it's like McCain said—if you make these things illegal, you open companies up to lawsuits. Can't have that.

She shouldn't be doing any heavy lifting! And is she coloring her hair? God, she's probably drinking coffee too.

@extravagantaurora: You're not alone. At all. I've only been married a year but it's been enjoyable so far and I felt going into it that what would make our marriage good was the work we put into it. It hasn't been easy but it's been worth it. I hope to be able to say that on every anniversary and, if I can't,…

Not just rape in the Congo. Rape everywhere is about power.

@Furface: No, I don't think we can assume that it's very late-term. Fetuses start to look pretty human pretty early on in pregnancy. They have fingers and fingernails in the first trimester.

I'm 12 weeks pregnant right now and, if the baby books are to be believed, my fetus has separated fingers and fingernails, and looks pretty human. 'Course, it's inside me so we can't tell for sure, but it's not unreasonable to think that that fetus may have only been 14 or 15 weeks. Past the first trimester that…

@EdnasEdibles: That was exactly what I came here to post! Was that the same episode where Mallory was supposed to be taking a test but was instead drawing a shoe?

@SevenNationArmy has made a huge mistake: You're not the only one. I find his show funny in about 3-5 minute snippits. The Word is a great feature and his interviews are funny but a lot of the talking head commentary I find, well, tiresome.

@Santos L Halper: If only the Saudi government gave a shit what little girls might dream of.

Oh, Reva.

I should have known we were likely to run into problems when he asked me, before the deed, "What if we don't have good sex?" I said, "Well, we'll keep trying till we get it right." So we tried and he couldn't maintain an erection. Not the first time, not the second time, not the third time. It was upsetting for…

So, on my honeymoon, my husband and I were taking a tour of Barcelona. Onto the bus walked a blond woman in a pink sweater set, cardigan tied around her shoulders, whom I instantly felt distaste towards. It was a visceral, immediate reaction, based on nothing. But it was powerful. Because she and her male…

One of my high school friends untagged the picture I put up of us going to our senior prom and a couple from a trip we took to Disney World. But she has pictures of herself now and her kids up. It's not for me to judge but I really think I'd rather protect my kids from the prying eyes of Facebook than myself at 18.

Blind item 2, questions 1-2 has to be James Franco and Seth Rogen, right?

@Zombies make the heart grow fonder:

If the anonymous bloggers are such a problem for her, she should probably retire from public service because bloggers—right, left or otherwise—aren't going anywhere. And they attack all sides, Little Miss Let's Investigate His Relationship with Bill Ayers.

Her family must be relieved. And the local cops.

Interesting that some celebrities are labeled "registered Republican" while others are labeled "Republican and supports George W. Bush's administration." I know a lot of people who are registered Republicans who hate what Bush II did under the mantle of "conservatism." For a lot of people who really are…

Am I the only one who saw the picture and thought it was Lady Gaga and Nicole Richie? Something about that picture of Paris looks a lot like Nicole to me.