I flipped over to FauxNews to see what they were saying and they had some right wing guy on there that was trying to explain away it all by saying that Trump had a very small staff and revolutionized how to run for office and blah blah blah, but had to admit that because the staff was so small and things moved so…

One of the things I love about our President is how goodly he talks.

There’s four more sealed indictments on PACER.

“....Also, there is NO COLLUSION”

But Father, what about me? I used private email too. OH! And I refused to give them up for investigating! Please, Father. Notice me. I’m loyal.

I don’t get it... How does the timeframe when this occurred benefit Trump? He’s still the dumbass who at best was woefully incompetent at vetting his campaign manager, or at worst knowingly employing an undeclared foreign agent, and didn’t care. Neither looks good on the fucking president

Can we go live in the mirror universe where Trump is tweeting from? Y’know, the one where Hillary seems to have won the Presidency?

With every tweet, he digs himself deeper.

My apologies in advance for the caps

Good point. Isn’t this the same guy who wanted to institute a “temporary travel ban” for “extreme vetting”?

“Thank you for giving me birth”? God damn, even the grandkid are creepy!

“I DIDN’T! I NEVER! ALL LIES!”

Yeah, those GOP dudes are all Portraits in Courage aren’t they?

He’s evil. His complaining to Trump accomplished this:

And we can be sure that whoever replaces him will make us miss Hatch.

This is good Kinja!

Orrin Hatch has been a motherfucking slimebag senator since before I was born and I’m not young. If you ever expected him to do anything right, you’re sorely mistaken. Fuck Orrin Hatch with a barbed wire covered dildo.

So Mitt Romney of Detroit, Michigan, Boston, Massachusetts and La Jolla, California wants to represent Utah? Hmm. I’m sure he has the very chicest and manly carpetbag already packed.

C’mon, lay off - this is just unfair. Who among us doesn’t see an innocent child and think “is there any reason I shouldn’t insult their moms and dads, and then introduce them to body shaming in the same breath? Nope, not that I can think of.”