No so-called “ordinary guy” would talk that way!

I wonder if California can sue Infowars and Breitbart for libel.

I would completely believe that there is some vast conspiracy to destroy democracy and we’ll end up in some Hunger Gamesian life while the rich party it up in the the capitol.

In the normal world you would be right, but this Tweet is exactly his gameplan. Blame the Democrats for the death of Obamacare. His base will eat it up. You can show video of him signing the EO all day long. They couldn’t care less.

decent idea but that is a long time in the spotlight and if they don’t pick someone that has a spotless background it could backfire quickly.

The governor’s race in Virginia, a crucial election that was expected to be a shoo-in for Democrats, is polling neck and neck.

You motherfucker.

This is the biggest, most magnificent turkey. Came right off my property in West Virginia, which I definitely own and has made the puny state of West Virginia better as a result. Tremendous turkey, isn’t it folks? This turkey gobbles in 4 languages. I taught him all of them myself. Believe me, no one knows turkeys…

7 Sailors were killed in a naval accident in June, and 10 Sailors died in a second collision in August. Prior to these collisions, the Navy had not lost Sailors in a collision since the mid 1970s. When those ships collided, the Navy was shut down immediately. The collision is taught in the Naval Academy. Mr. Trump…

Except it would be the reverse of that. Turkey mauling will be the new Thanksgiving tradition at the White House. He watched Sarah Palin give that interview in front of a live turkey slaughter, and he said to himself, “Now that’s classy.”

That’s far too eloquent to ever come out of Trump’s putrid, asshole-mouth.

Actually, he has to wait until the background checks come in to see if the families voted for him or not before he makes contact.

Well, at least one soldier has been killed in action every month since he was sworn in, but it doesn’t look like there are any other days with multiple casualties. Still...

I hope 45's looking for a pardon for himself before he has the opportunity to pardon a Thanksgiving Day turkey.

Nah, it’s going to be like “I’m not pardoning any turkeys, Obama pardoned turkeys because he’s soft on crime”

He had to spell and everything.

I hope the soon to be pardoned turkey pecks his eyes out.

But guys, he’s writing letters, they’ve been very hard to write, it hurts him so to write and here is doing this because it means so much to him. He’ll also call when he has the time, he’s very busy, so busy, and the first moment he gets a chance after being so busy and writing lots of letters, he’ll call the…

He can’t even answer a question about communicating with the families of soldiers killed in the line of duty without mentioning Obama and erroneously trying to make himself look better by comparison. He also managed to make calling parents of dead soldiers about him and how hard that is for him:

“I’ve written them personal letters. They’ve been sent, or they’re going out tonight,” the president told reporters. “But they were written during the weekend.”