the part that confuses me is the “(for decades, actually)”. Doe he mean that Democrats have been doing a bad job of this for decades, or does he think he’s been president much longer that he has? 

Can’t imagine there’d be too much interest on his part...

team no-one...

“I LIKE BEER 😄 😄 😄”  

“Gosh, we’re going to have to cut back on the kid’s medications...”

Critics tend to agree that Ernest Saves Christmas and Ernest Scared Stupid are really two parts of a singular holiday Ernest narrative. Ernest Goes to Camp stands on its own.

Honestly, she would might be able to do less damage there than inside the WH.

(Also, it’d be pretty funny)

That really is the Godfather III of the Ernest movies...

When I was 16 I went to what could only be described as a teen movie house party. Like in the movies, it started with a friend inviting us over because his parents were out of town. ‘Tell your friends to come!’ he said. What started as 10 of us sharing some Labatt’s in his kitchen managed to turn into a…

“I’ll prove I’m not a shitty man by acting super shitty” is certainly a, uh, bold strategy...

n his complaint, he lists some of the repercussions he claims to have suffered, from lower than expected book sales ...

reproach + beseech = reseach

So like the center for asking people questions in insulting ways? Actually that makes a lot of sense.

DAMN LIBERAL INTERNET! SHOW ME THE RESEACH!

what’s a reseach?

Nothing but respect for Mr. Stable Genius President...

they haven’t gotten their checks - in other words, they weren’t paid!

Actually, Justice is just a division of the White Man Civil Rights Department, which also encompasses Health, Environment and Immigration...

honestly, i just want to inevitable to happen already so i can start convincing myself it has all been a terrible dream...

FUCK! I wonder if there’s still time...

Can’t wait for the flattering Kim Jong Un shirts to come out. “The only democrats I like are the Democratic People’s Republic!” or some such...