The very fact that this fucking ghoul is taking ____________ and making it int a piss-pants tantrum about his hurt fee-fees...

Bad politics. I love Puerto Rico!

I’d call it a dog bugle...

/Trump in the oval, putting gold star stickers into his trapper keeper/

“You’ve done it again, Donnie..!”

Is it possible he’s being sponsored by Dodge..?

ERIC TRUMP then dismisses WOODWARD book as “sensational nonsense” he wrote “to make 3 extra shekels.”

“I think that Puerto Rico was incredibly successful... I actually think that it was one of the best jobs that has ever been done.”

“Just run the presses — print money,”

A nice living metaphor of the entire administration. This is why we can’t have nice stuff.

For now, anyhow. Keep you eye on the guy in Queen’s Park...

get new friends.

The Economy is soooo good, perhaps the best in our country’s history (remember, it’s the economy stupid!)

I imagine most of the next week is going to be taken up making a custom version of Guess Who?

Jared Kushner and Ivanka Trump are trying to find the New York Times anonymous op-ed perp on their own—and as quickly as possible.

I imagine that what Nike thought was ‘At worst, a bunch of idiot white men will burn the shoes they’ve already paid for...’

Sure, he wants people to like him, but that’s not having friends. He wants adoration and the minute someone close to him shows him something different they’re traitors.

mmmmmmmmmhm.

He strikes me as the kind of guy who honestly doesn’t care if he has friends, as long as he has toadies. 

Brett Kavanaugh appeared to describe contraception as “abortion-inducing drugs.”

A good point, but I’d hardly expect the President to know something like that given his limited capabilities. The difference between genuine ignorance and whatever it is that allows Trump to walk around every day without falling into a black hole of shame.