I refuse to believe this is real.

It seems that, true to form, NASCAR has taken a turn to the left.

I didn’t collect the cars, but I loved the Micro Machines Star Wars and Star Trek sets!

I still have the blue car. But I completely forgot about being able to customize. That was so much fun! What was that other miniature toy? It was like a compact, which you could open up and it became like a city or a jungle or something? I know there were boy versions and girl versions... Wait, Polly Pocket? And....…

I know, right?

Could be worse:

this is the basic layout of the car, and this is what it could look like when it’s done. Red, green, whatever.

Can I overnight some parts from Germany? I need a ten second car. Asking for family.

I think you’re being a little harsh on this guy. He accomplished something pretty difficult to do at this stage of the protest; he made this about himself. That’s got to count for something.

Though I did add one voluntarily:

I seriously dislike when people try to justify scalping as “sUpPlY aNd DeMaNd”.

Hey Jason,

1%ers make like $400K/yr. A good amount of money, but nowhere near enough to be immune or benefit greatly from a global depression. Move the 1 to the right of the decimal point with a few zeros inbetween.

Yes, I did!

Definitely the latter. Biden is the choice of people who think that going back to “normal” is even possible at this point.

The best.

personally ill never own another car without android auto and a touch screen, I just really like waze telling me about cops and potholes and traffic. and having a screen positioned where i can touch it. really like the ergonomics of the GTI for this reason

Yup. Blocking a vent with your comparatively tiny phone screen and dangling cords was awesome in 2012. Get a bigger screen, manage those cables and use CarPlay or Android Auto. 

As a driving enthusiast, I definitely don’t like having to interact with screens to operate a car

Bluetooth and a nice screen with Apple Carplay or Android Auto is all anyone needs.