“We demand to be taken seriously!"

He’s like G.O.B. & the Alliance of Magicians, that’s how superslick he is.

It’s really kind of sweet to see these bigots’ moral outrage start to crumble immediately in the face of Springsteen cancelling a concert. They hate the gheyz, but they love the $$$. What’s a bigot to do? CRISIS!!

“It’s not about discrimination against LGBT people, except for the parts that totally are. And don’t think about the parts that remove local minimum wage laws, because....hey look over there!”

That back flap looks like a lot of trouble to wrangle. But Paula Deen’s customers probably never use public restrooms anyway, because of all the rapists in dresses.

To cover her back privates?

Why in the world is it so long in the back?

That is an absurd garment.

This is a Paula Deen EVINE top, and as you can clearly see, it is not covering the model’s crotch. She lies!

You’re right, I was much more concerned with the fact that it is apparently possible to deep fry cheesecake.

But I bet you never looked at Paula Deen and thought “Damn; I can see her front privates.”

her vagina is probably hitting her knees

Paula needs double-coverage, apparently.

Not enough, Tina! For shame! For shame!

So, wait... pants, skirts, or dresses don’t inherently cover the, er, “front privates” by way of their original construction?

Please, tell me more about what will be coming out of Paula Deen’s Closet.

Never once have I looked at Paula Deen and thought “Where did she get her clothes?” in anything but a derogative manner.

As a biracial woman, works that examine this sort of thing always interest me when they’re done by people who know what the hell they’re talking about. So, pretty much anyone other than Rachel Dolezel, who has never been caught between a race or culture or ethnicity or anything else. Bitch, you ARE white. You…

*begins to type. Sighs. Backs away from keyboard*

Looks too much like Bill Murray there. That should not be.