Tori, is that you?

Yeah I’m going to go ahead and object. Pretty sure they didn’t feed folks in the camps Subway, or pay them $100.

As a Hispanic that has lived in many places in the U.S. My experience is that there are racists everywhere and Texas racist are assholes that are open about it and have no problem harassing you in the street because “it’s the Texas way” or something. Many people prefer an open racist. But I disliked having to deal…

I never get the people who complain about the Oscars being too long. If I had something important to be doing I wouldn’t be watching the Oscars in the first place.

Some veterans in my neighborhood put out signs around July 4th that say “Combat veteran: Please, no fireworks!” and people don’t set off fireworks on that street. Zero pushback, no pearl clutching. But when my husband tells me as rape survivor that the movie I’m looking at on Netflix has a rape scene, so I can avoid…

omg, click on the link. It’s INSANE. They’re, like, super-thick, plush, quilted sheets probably about 5x6. They come in a fancy box - like super fancy chocolates - with TWO kinds of fancy butt spray made from SWISS GLACIER WATER. You get 25 sheets and two little bottles of spray for $110. THAT’S FOUR DOLLARS AND FORTY…

Have we heard from Terrence Howard yet?

When my mother said that toilet paper was an item on which to never skimp, I doubt this is what she had in mind

The m&ms will only come in white, cream and pearl, the brown & black have all been removed

Minor thing that gives me joy: the Pastor did the right thing! It is exceedingly rare for me to read a news story where someone of my profession does exactly what I would do, instead of some profoundly dickish or abusive new low. Good job, Noela! Good job, pastor!

Ted Cruz: Duck Hunt is, at least, phonetically accurate.

Not to be a huge downer (which means I’m about to be a downer) but I’m glad they don’t mention what the rumor was.

Not really though. I joke that I bought Marie Kondo’s book but I lost it in a pile.

I don’t remember the verdict as much as I remember it all starting...I was baby-sitting the summer after I graduated high school and was fixing lunch for the toddler, who was in his high chair. Then, my soap opera (As the World Turns) was rudely preempted by one of those “OMFG THE WORLD IS ENDING” alerts that always…

When has she ever wanted to slip past paparazzi?

If this ruins his presidential campaign i’ll be furious

You know when Cheetos and Cayou are involved. Shit gonna go down.

So dumb. This is just the logical extension of the equally stupid bloody-mary-with-and-entire-diner/sportsbar-menu-stuck-on-top trend.

My dad left my wife for a younger woman...