And every one of them thinks they’re oh-so-clever :( Schmucks.

Who is Tavon Martin?

I guess now that the traveling carnivals are all shutting down, the Guess Your Weight guys have to find some other means...

Absolutely one of my favorite shows ever!!

And one of the hundreds of good things about Samantha Who? !!

I don’t think they were trying to fool anyone...”recurring sketches” are hardly a new thing on SNL. I hope it becomes a regular thing they do whenever the host is also the musical guest.

I thought Bruno did a better job of the little acting bits in between the songs...if you re-watch it, his reaction when he’s already exhausted and the guy says, “Bieber is down!!” really gets me.

If you liked that, you will LOVE the Bruno Mars version!

You gotta tell her before she sends someone a condolence note signed with “lol.”

Loosen up, no stiffness.

Soooo, they’re wipes? Flushable wipes?

I was lukewarm about this until I saw Selma Blair as Kris Kardashian and was like, “Oh hell yes.”

Yeah, those numbers don’t seem so egregious..$150 for lamps AND bookends? Bargan shopper! And good framing is mad expensive, yo. I’d like to see the finished product, but $614 for a large print beautifully framed? Sounds about right.

That is so remarkably close to my “Spring Breakers” theory.

Or kind of like Samantha Who? but without the amnesia?

He was just so damn polite about it, it’s hard to stay mad at him.

I don’t care if you live in KC or NYC or Marrakech or Vancouver or wherever...a 400 square foot closet is gauche as fuck.

You didn’t “knock” doggie daycare, but you did list it right along with “Christmas stockings and naming ceremonies...” and other completely superfluous things with which people in your “Group B” (the “furbaby” group) indulge their animals.

I am half of a childfree-by-choice couple and we have a dog and some cats and we’d like one more dog. We love our pets. But they are pets. We take good care of them, probably spoil them a bit. We take pride in their fine health, good behavior, and obvious contentment. I bristle a bit when people say, “So, your pets…

Other than young people fighting to the death, the two entities really have nothing in common.