Shoulda been you, Coach K.

What are the odds he takes a shortcut and becomes a policeman?

What about those of us that aren’t LGBTQ or Euro?

No joke...I see you reaching on my thread...but honestly you can do better.

Unbeknownst to everyone involved the media blackout has been going on since 1997, unless you have ESPN 8 “The Ocho”

Tim Tebow is in love. She throws just like he does

As far as Calvins on Sunday, he is only second to Hobbes for bringing a paper tiger to life.

The hell bro? It's a wonderful city. After all it's name comes from "Mill -e wah-que" which is Algonquin for "the good land"

If anyone can show Trump how to force his way into Washington, it’s gonna be Mike Tyson.

Me: “I can’t eat bread.”

Geno Auriemma must be super mad that she did something before he could.

Hey good thing that ball wainwright above that bird.

I have every sympathy for these teachers. Little Hudson is a fucking idiot.

Ok raise your hand if you read the whole article.

Rest assured we will see the jaguar again. When it’s corpse is seen floating in the bay during the rowing events.

Wyh this now, Dwyane?

“Ugh...tell me about it." - MJ's Dad

If you’re being chided by Floyd Mayweather, you must be a raging piece of shit.

Leave it to the Lions to completely crush the joy out of one of the best RBs and one of the best WRs to ever play the game. So much so that each would rather retire than continue playing. Well done Detroit.

The question I have, is why would you own a dagger that is not designed to kill something?