I tried the KFC “boneless fried chicken” and threw it in the trash after three bites because it was so disgustingly inedible.

Has anyone ever thrown away their “career” (sponsorships in his case) for a dumber reason? I mean nothing REALLY happened that night. No one was hurt. The vandalism was minor. The swimmers lost a few bucks. Basically some drunk bros pissed on a wall and got into a short confrontation.

Little “Sean Taylor” = The little death

I don’t cycle, and I was raging thinking about how much it pisses me off when I’m driving and motherfuckers do that.

The new Gawker: Drink cold brewed coffee!

You mean his North Dakota toughness and playing college at a level which was basically “good Florida high school conference” didn’t prepare him for the NFL???

I am unbelievably attracted to red hair.

Me and my girlfriend’s favorite bit of baby gear is Yaz.

Are you not fucking fired yet?

This is a largely pseudo- or quasi-scientific pursuit

Yawn. Call me when she doesn’t lose an international all around for eight years.

It’s almost as though that unbelievably canned sounding line was... canned.

I worked my ass off at shitty office jobs for ten years to make ends meet and no one cared. I’ve now been on a six month unemployment fueled constant bender and my family is considering an intervention. When I go back to half-assing some stupid wage-slave job they are going to act like I climbed Mount Everest.

It’s pretty hard. I’ve heard of it taking six to nine months. You have to be three months late for your landlord to even get a court date, and 3 months from court date to the Sheriff’s knocking on your door is considered lightning fast.

It’s because it doesn’t fall straight, so it’s hard to predict exactly how it will drop, particularly if there is wind or lights in your face. And hitting a ball coming straight down is actually a little awkward because of the way your arms naturally hang from your shoulders - notice they didn’t get great initial…

I used to belong to a climbing gym that I attended pretty regularly, could do a bunch of pull-ups, climb fairly high level routes, all that.

“He has arm strength.”

I love that official communications from the mayor’s office include the phrase “we are not screwing around”

YOU ARE STUPID!

Thanks guy who has never played baseball and doesn’t know what the fuck he’s talking about!