Yawn. Call me when she doesn’t lose an international all around for eight years.

It’s almost as though that unbelievably canned sounding line was... canned.

I worked my ass off at shitty office jobs for ten years to make ends meet and no one cared. I’ve now been on a six month unemployment fueled constant bender and my family is considering an intervention. When I go back to half-assing some stupid wage-slave job they are going to act like I climbed Mount Everest.

It’s pretty hard. I’ve heard of it taking six to nine months. You have to be three months late for your landlord to even get a court date, and 3 months from court date to the Sheriff’s knocking on your door is considered lightning fast.

It’s because it doesn’t fall straight, so it’s hard to predict exactly how it will drop, particularly if there is wind or lights in your face. And hitting a ball coming straight down is actually a little awkward because of the way your arms naturally hang from your shoulders - notice they didn’t get great initial…

I can’t speak for Gizmodo but I use it (along with the pervasive fear of computers gaining sentience and enslaving/destroying us) as a convenient shorthand for the fact that rich people who are smart in some areas can be incredibly stupid in others... ;)

I used to belong to a climbing gym that I attended pretty regularly, could do a bunch of pull-ups, climb fairly high level routes, all that.

But the stuff you described is the WHOLE description of Calormen, that is the problem. It’s not just that they’re brown, it’s that they’re brown while being consistently cruel, conniving, power hungry, buffoonish, greedy, etc.

Yeah that’s what he was saying, and I just don’t buy it. I just don’t get using a $1,400 piece of borrowed equipment, and forgetting something like: “In this particular mode it will not avoid obstacles and will crash, so be careful.” Also the YT video says “we tried to crash the drone” so you’d think the thought of…

Well I wasn’t there, so I guess maybe it’s true. I know in their place I would have been pretty pissed at you too.

That font big enough for you chief?

Well I sure as hell know I don’t believe you.

“He has arm strength.”

I watched every episode of X-Files religiously until the T-1000 years.

This is not in any way a hot take. It’s been what non-casual gamers have been complaining about literally since the fucking day it was released.

I love that official communications from the mayor’s office include the phrase “we are not screwing around”

YOU ARE STUPID!

Thanks guy who has never played baseball and doesn’t know what the fuck he’s talking about!

I probably won’t get universal agreement on this, but the studio wanted Johnny Depp for the lead in The Rocketeer. Since I happen to think Billy Campbell is a total flatline, I believe that would have been an improvement.

So he blew a really easy catch and blamed a fan for it? Yeah, totally owned.