Or. You are stupid.

Meanwhile. Reality exists.

Does his buttcrack have some kind of gravitational pull?

Wait - who the fuck let YOU back on this site?

Sports are a monopoly existing entirely outside the “real world.”

I made it through ten lines before realizing you had never played in a pickup game.

“Now kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is... Never try.”

How about the clusterfuck that is the Rio Olympics? Especially with all the NBA guys refusing to go I feel like it’s right up his alley.

My girlfriend (who watches no sports) and I were catching up on Veep when the ad for this came on:

Oof.

Since that isn’t goaltending, I think the consensus was...

Then you people are fucking morons.

Meh...

Do you see the little spare tire he has? I think I realize now why he’s been buried on the bench...

So my takeaway from this article is that Pewdiepie videos sound like gay sex.

Ha!

He is tall. He is most definitely not strong.

Um... OKC found an answer to that lineup. They stopped using it because Billy Donovan is stupid.

Go back to your cooking show, Ayesha.

Matt Geiger, a skilled but under-utilized big