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I’m one hundred percent serious when I say I think he’s going senile.

The other day I went to a zoo and saw ONE bald eagle. I thought it was amazing and majestic.

Watching that guy try to make it look like he couldn’t steal the ball any time he wanted, or that there is the remotest chance Bieber could get by him to the rim, or that there’s a universe in which Bieber could finish against him once he got there, is the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks.

I actually really love when people do that specific “my feet have grown roots and are stuck to the ground” crossover, because you can just kick it.

The literal only positive of a Trump presidency is that we would bring in tons of back room deal-ed, international sporting events.

I’m 33 and nearly all of my college friends have kids. My GF and I are in agreement that it interests us not at all.

I had a pretty decent baseball player tell me once that a rule of thumb in the outfield is if you can see the ball below the brim of your cap, you run forward, if it’s over the brim you start moving back...

I award your trolling... 2/10.

LeBron is awesome.

Yeah. Curry and Thompson have been quiet (for them) and Cleveland has looked completely overmatched anyway.

Because the refs blew it.

He demonstrated a long time ago he’d rather be king of a shitty little kingdom than duke of a big important one.

I hope the speeding train has huge rotating blades on the front.

The news here is that LeBron learned in Miami you can be a Godfather who controls everything - and his goal since coming back to Cleveland has been to be that guy.

This. Completely over GoT, books and series.

The problem with pissing off the best player of his generation when the possibility always exists that he’ll bolt his team for greener pastures...?

My thought is that the rules would be “interpreted” differently for this player, much like they used to let guys get away with mauling Shaq in his prime. Every team would have one 6'9" 270 pound former MAC power forward who couldn’t play but would have the job of blocking Goliath like an offensive guard to keep him

It’s completely plausible she’s making it up. It’s also plausible it’s true. Without knowing a lot more than any of us ever will, it’s virtually certain we’ll never know the truth.

The only advice I will give high school kids is “when your parents tell you what to study in college, tell them to eat shit.”

I watch a lot of sports. I have no idea who this guy is.